Norm's definitions

pesta

pesta is a pimp haxoor foo who enjoys hacking collegeboard accounts.

pesta is an 3l33t h4x00r.

by norm December 26, 2004

Ranshawed

When someone who resembles Ron Swanson comes in the room and encourages you to drink more alcohol than normal so he can get with you later that night.

Be careful at the party , this week three girls have been ranshawed.

by Norm November 8, 2017

cock hat

head gear fer yer nob. sometimes made from geomags.

dammit anne, how many cock hats are you gonna make me wear tonite

by norm January 18, 2004

muajajajajajajajajaja

1. used when something good happens, or evil is a foot.
2. a term used after a joke is said, or something funny is announced
3. a way of greeting one another

1. yeah, i smurfed her, muajajajajajajajaja
2. hehe, hes got a small penis, muajajajajajajajaja
3. B!!! N !!! muajajajajajajajaja!

by norm April 20, 2004

hoon

To ride one's motorcycle either alone or in a group. Can be determined and high speed, or just out for a Sunday run.

1: "Good hoon?" "Yeah, lamped it down the A13 at 130mph!"
2: "We're off for a hoon at the weekend - probably going to take in some Oxfordshire twisties, maybe stop for lunch if we find a nice pub".

by Norm September 8, 2003

rectie

someone who is acting like a fool, jerk, dick, or ass. It comes from the term "asshole" or rectum.

My brother is being a rectie today.

by Norm May 3, 2003

miles per gallon

An irrelevant reference to oil/gasoline in the American culture. While it is paramount to Americans that they have oil, the amount that they burn is of no concern. In the American culture, "wasting oil" means using it for something other than their luxury purposes and the polution generated by their oil use qualifies them for tax relief.

My Humvee, that I got for free with my tax write-off, gets 3 miles per gallon on the freeway but I don't care!

by Norm July 9, 2003