Norm's definitions

miles per gallon

An irrelevant reference to oil/gasoline in the American culture. While it is paramount to Americans that they have oil, the amount that they burn is of no concern. In the American culture, "wasting oil" means using it for something other than their luxury purposes and the polution generated by their oil use qualifies them for tax relief.

My Humvee, that I got for free with my tax write-off, gets 3 miles per gallon on the freeway but I don't care!

by Norm July 9, 2003

rectie

someone who is acting like a fool, jerk, dick, or ass. It comes from the term "asshole" or rectum.

My brother is being a rectie today.

by Norm May 3, 2003

Ranshawed

When someone who resembles Ron Swanson comes in the room and encourages you to drink more alcohol than normal so he can get with you later that night.

Be careful at the party , this week three girls have been ranshawed.

by Norm November 8, 2017

muajajajajajajajajaja

1. used when something good happens, or evil is a foot.
2. a term used after a joke is said, or something funny is announced
3. a way of greeting one another

1. yeah, i smurfed her, muajajajajajajajaja
2. hehe, hes got a small penis, muajajajajajajajaja
3. B!!! N !!! muajajajajajajajaja!

by norm April 20, 2004

Normified

Customised, made to work or fixed.

My car was broken so I took it to the shop to get it normified

by Norm January 30, 2004

B&C

Berger and Chips, F1 MB Legend

Strongly unchangeable,implacable, opinionated, intelligent guru of F1 BM'S

To do a B&C. (as to keep a straight line on a twisty road)

by Norm April 17, 2006

pesta

pesta is a pimp haxoor foo who enjoys hacking collegeboard accounts.

pesta is an 3l33t h4x00r.

by norm December 26, 2004