NonSequitur's definitions

Jerrit

A part of the human anatomy that is consistently sweaty.

John: Man, my jerrit is sweaty today.
Jim: Your what is sweaty?
John: My jerrit. It's totally sweaty.

by NonSequitur August 27, 2009

Schumlarken

A very silly person who is guilty of multiple acts of stupidity.

Did you see Jim fall down the stairs? What a schumlarken!

by NonSequitur January 27, 2009

plug

an adult toy one sticks in their butt.

hey carl, let me borrow your butt plug...

by nonsequitur September 23, 2022

schlumberdoodle

Someone who is impotent, and is unable to attain and maintain an erection.

My penis doesn't work anymore, it just sits there like a lazy, limp slug. I'm a complete schlumberdoodle.

by NonSequitur January 27, 2009

Joong joongs

A pair of large, bouncy, sumptuous breasts.

Holy shit! Look at that glorious pair of joong joongs!

by NonSequitur January 27, 2009

Beezo

Old-school Chicago street slang. Used as a term of endearment, such as "good friend" or non-relational "brother".

Heyyyyyyy, Beezo! Slap me some skiiiiiiiinnnnnnn... (insert soulful high five here)

by nonsequitur June 5, 2018

eggboiler

when you put your balls on a girls anus and she farts so they wobble.

she really knows how to give a good eggboiler!

by nonsequitur December 18, 2012