Definitions by NoImNotAttractedToPans

Rainbow

The sign to humanity that a gay has been born

Person A: LOOK A RAINBOW
Person B: Ok..?
Person A: A GAY HAS BEEN BORN

Rainbow by NoImNotAttractedToPans January 4, 2020

Floo 

The sound that comes out of your mouth when you try to say the word blue with cake in your mouth

Person A: Should I wear the blue dress or the red dress?
Person B: Floo
Person A: I said blue or red, not floo
Person B: *swallows cake* Blue

Floo by NoImNotAttractedToPans January 1, 2020

Queer 

A sexuality that is usually used as an umbrella term for people who are not sure of their sexual preference yet.

Person A: What’s your sexuality?
Person B: Not sure yet. Right now I go by queer
Person A: Cool!

Queer by NoImNotAttractedToPans December 31, 2019

Asexual 

Not having sexual desires. This does not stop a asexual from having a romantic relationship, it’s just that they are not interested in sex

Person A: Just found out my girlfriend is asexual
Person B: So?
Person A: Nothing. Still love her just as much

Asexual by NoImNotAttractedToPans December 30, 2019

Tyreke 

A person who likes jokes and having fun. Can be a bit of an ass sometimes but is usually just making a joke and people misunderstand him.

Person A: Do you hear about the new kid Tyreke?
Person B: Yeah I did! He was really funny

Tyreke by NoImNotAttractedToPans December 30, 2019

Jasmine 

A person who cares about their friends above all else. Will always be there to listen and try to help. Her advice may not always be the best but she is trying her best. Be careful though, she has a dark side. Do not annoy her or mess with her friends or else she will destroy you. If you are her friend all you have to do is tell her to kick someone and she’ll do it immediately. She’s just that kind of person

Person A: Hey do you know Jasmine?
Person B: Yeah once she chased me around at recess
Person A: Why?
Person B: Made fun of *insert name here*
Person A: Oh

Jasmine by NoImNotAttractedToPans December 30, 2019

Edison 

A kind hearted person who is sometimes over dramatic but is overall very helpful and kind. Many people will find him annoying because of his over dramatic nature but his friends know that really he’s just a funny guy.

Person A: Do you know Edison?
Person B: Yeah he’s really funny
Person A: Oh I didn’t know that! Should I go talk to him?
Person B: Sure I guess. Be careful though, he’s a bit dramatic

Edison by NoImNotAttractedToPans December 30, 2019