Nik's definitions

andrew sasche

An awesome friend who wants someone to love him but no one will he has a large heart but his body isn't in the greatest shape girls don't want him because of his looks he is awesome

Andrew Sasche and awesome friend

by Nik June 21, 2017

Tha Bassment

Syrian dick suckers attempt to be cool by putting ramps in his basement that are the shittiest things EVER and telling everyone to come ride but nobody wants to because they are 3' tall. YOU ARE A FAT ASS!

Mindset owns your soul

by Nik April 15, 2005

Jerky Salad

To jack off a person while tossing their salad (licking their asshole).

Kim gave Xavier a jerky salad for his birthday.

by Nik June 6, 2015

Harry Potter

A series of books that I think personally are interesting enough, but the people who go out of their way to hate harry potter and the people who are freakishly obsessed, are much more interesting. in fact, if it wasnt for these groups of people, it would not have a deffiniton on this site

person1: harry potter is so cool!! i love him!!
person2: harry potter is a fucking dickhead i hate him!!!!
person3: why are we talking about harry potter?

by Nik January 27, 2005

penani

male version of punani

Yo i got major penani the other night at that house party

by NiK February 16, 2005

woozer

(1) another term for loser (2) someone who easily gets confused and can't buy tickets the right way kz she doesnt know the time (3) anyone named diane

Diane is a f***ing woozer

by NIK April 18, 2005

osculation

The act of recieving blowjobs from Christian music festival attenders dressed as spiderman...

I was osculating like no other, yo, g-unit.

by Nik April 25, 2004