rekt

something 5 year old fortnite players say when they "kill" somebody

human: hello can i have a gun
kid: no
human: why
kid: because youre getting rekt
someone else: pew pew pew
human: ow
kid: g e t r e k t n o o b

by NicholasTheAverageHuman October 26, 2018

the more funny part of the bee movie script

- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!

- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.

- Right. You're right.

- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!

- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.

- Right. You're right

the more funny part of the bee movie script

by NicholasTheAverageHuman January 04, 2019

yeetenheimer frands wit u an mii

something

me: yay i found jimmy
jimmy: yeetenheimer frands wit u an mii

by NicholasTheAverageHuman October 26, 2018

thanos

thanos shows up in a few movies. thanos is that fat grape you see in avengers 1 and 3, and is mentioned in avengers 2 by thor at the end of the movie. he has six children, the only names i can remember are Gamora, Nebula, and Ebony Maw. by children i mean kidnapping victims. oh yeah thanos killed like 871473832271472741284278 people in avengers 3. oh yeah, i forgot that he was in the post credit scene of the avengers 2, he got his retarded shiny yellow glove while saying fInE, iLl Do It MySeLf. thanos apparently thinks that genocide is good and thinks its his turn to play with the infinity stones, which are the power stone, time stone, space stone, soul stone, mind stone,

thanos: i willz killz half of zee universe
gamora: no
GAMORA WAS KICKED FROM CHAT
thanos: me hav infajsdnuiity stons
thor: u dei 4 dat
thanso; u shpsjudve gooneee for da head
871473832271472741284277 PEOPLE WERE KICKED FROM CHAT
petr: i dont feel so good
petr WAS KICKED FROM CHAT
nebula: he dod at
thanos: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 XDXDXDXDXDXD

by NicholasTheAverageHuman November 29, 2018

your friends

oh wait, you dont have friends

me: where r ur friends?
u: idk
me: do u have friends?
u: no
me: that shucks that your friends arent real

by NicholasTheAverageHuman October 31, 2018

2019

something that will be better than 2018

1: help me its still 2018
2: its 1:00 am 2019
1: thanks for the blessing god

by NicholasTheAverageHuman January 04, 2019

oof

1: A noise you make when your hurt or you just don't want to say "oh frick"
2: A popular death sound in a sandbox game called Roblox
3: A noise you make when you're intrested in/suprised by something

1
Person 1: Oof! I fell down these steps!
other thing
Person 1: Oof I failed my math test that was due last week!
2
Person 1: ok man i have a plan to get into their base in this roblox game
Person 1: lets be armed
MEANWHILE
Person 1: OOF
3
Person 1: hey man i got an A on my test!
Person 2: oof! thats so cool man!

by NicholasTheAverageHuman December 18, 2018