Definitions by NicholasTheAverageHuman

2019 

something that will be better than 2018

1: help me its still 2018
2: its 1:00 am 2019
1: thanks for the blessing god

2019 by NicholasTheAverageHuman January 4, 2019

the more funny part of the bee movie script 

- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!

- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.

- Right. You're right.

- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!

- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.

- Right. You're right

the more funny part of the bee movie script

the more funny part of the bee movie script by NicholasTheAverageHuman January 4, 2019

yes 

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little. yes

yes by NicholasTheAverageHuman January 4, 2019

oof 

1: A noise you make when your hurt or you just don't want to say "oh frick"
2: A popular death sound in a sandbox game called Roblox
3: A noise you make when you're intrested in/suprised by something

1
Person 1: Oof! I fell down these steps!
other thing
Person 1: Oof I failed my math test that was due last week!
2
Person 1: ok man i have a plan to get into their base in this roblox game
Person 1: lets be armed
MEANWHILE
Person 1: OOF
3
Person 1: hey man i got an A on my test!
Person 2: oof! thats so cool man!

oof by NicholasTheAverageHuman December 18, 2018

you 

you

you: you.
me: you?
you: you!

you by NicholasTheAverageHuman December 3, 2018

thanos 

thanos shows up in a few movies. thanos is that fat grape you see in avengers 1 and 3, and is mentioned in avengers 2 by thor at the end of the movie. he has six children, the only names i can remember are Gamora, Nebula, and Ebony Maw. by children i mean kidnapping victims. oh yeah thanos killed like 871473832271472741284278 people in avengers 3. oh yeah, i forgot that he was in the post credit scene of the avengers 2, he got his retarded shiny yellow glove while saying fInE, iLl Do It MySeLf. thanos apparently thinks that genocide is good and thinks its his turn to play with the infinity stones, which are the power stone, time stone, space stone, soul stone, mind stone,

thanos: i willz killz half of zee universe
gamora: no
GAMORA WAS KICKED FROM CHAT
thanos: me hav infajsdnuiity stons
thor: u dei 4 dat
thanso; u shpsjudve gooneee for da head
871473832271472741284277 PEOPLE WERE KICKED FROM CHAT
petr: i dont feel so good
petr WAS KICKED FROM CHAT
nebula: he dod at
thanos: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 XDXDXDXDXDXD

thanos by NicholasTheAverageHuman November 29, 2018

your friends 

oh wait, you dont have friends

me: where r ur friends?
u: idk
me: do u have friends?
u: no
me: that shucks that your friends arent real

your friends by NicholasTheAverageHuman October 31, 2018