50 definitions by Newton Orchid

Croc Rock

Rock music for people in sensible rubber shoes.

Dave Matthews is the best. He does my favourite croc rock

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Lollysnogger

A very good time, usually involving model trains

Last night was amazing. I played with my train set and also had some sodas and also some food. What a lollysnogger of a time!

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

But-head

Interupts you all the time by saying things like "yeah, sure but..." or "well, sure, but."

John is pretty nice, but he's a bit of a but-head.

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Whino

Person addicted to whining. Not naming names, but basically anyone who acts like Suzanne.

Suzanne is addicted to whining. She does it all the time. She is a whino.

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Schlongest

Alternative spelling of longest, used often during Billy Joel karaoke.

Whoa, oh oh oh, for the schlongest time.

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Faceball

Baseball , but only using face

Going to play some faceball this weekend

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Cushion Pusher

Not dirty. Literally a professional who has the job of pushing cushions around. Not about sex.

My father, and my father's father before him and now me. We have all worked as cushion pusher.

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018