50 definitions by Newton Orchid

Momcert

A concert mostly attended by moms.

How was Celine Dion?
Not bad, but it was a bit of a momcert.

by Newton Orchid September 25, 2017

Poly Shore

Polyamorous person who is single because they have odd manners of speech and dress.

Oh wow, look at this Poly Shore, he will always be single and not in an ethical polyamorous relationship like he desires because he keeps saying things like "buuuuuudy."

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Strinks

Strong, stinky drink, such as a caesar or a v8 that has been left in an auto.

I prefer diet 7up to most other strinks

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Masturdate

A very good date, but you are all alone.

Had the greatest masturdate this weekend! I even "scored."

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Smock Drawer

Sock drawer for your smocks. A sign of elegance, taste, and class.

Every visitor to my home is permitted to wear one of my smocks. Please select one to your liking from my smock drawer.

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Magic meatballs

Meatballs, but they give you powers like flying and walking through walls. Very tasty and low carbohydrates.

The next thing I knew I was flying around the city and I had laser eyes. Those were some very magic meatballs.

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Porkxedo

Tuxedo, but is made of pork.

Do not touch my porkxedo, it is a rental.

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018