8 definitions by NewClear

Top Definition
A bad-ass individual from isohunt forums. He's so helpful to others all the time . He lives near the mountains and he's the icon of wisdom. A pure form of awesomeness.
Stranger: Shit, I'm drowning!!

You: Don't worry mate; som ace will come and save you or he might send his badass boat. Relax..
#awesomeness #badass #handsome #the greatest #mightiest #helpful #isohunt #forums #real life hero
by Newclear February 09, 2012
The pseudonym for the lead singer from the Black Eyed Peas. He is a music producer known for copying (not even re-sampling, literally copying) legendary music that isn't his, and tarnishes it by slapping tacky vocals and untalented beeps and boops all over, then claiming it as his own. A total sellout that sucks so much as a producer, he can't even come up with his own stuff.
Fun Fact: Will.i.am copied "Arty & Mat Zo - Rebound" with his new song "Lets Go" featuring Chris Brown with no permission from the original owners whatsoever.
#rhianna #stealing #twat #sellout #hollywood #terrorists
by NewClear April 17, 2013
A company or individual who buys or owns copyrights of content with the sole purpose of making money by suing people for infringement. Often done with content they never even created in the first place.
A copyright troll sued Steve for $150,000 because he downloaded their porn.
#patent troll #riaa #mpaa #piracy #pimp
by NewClear August 24, 2012
A taxpayer funded college for criminals.
Prison is supposed to punish criminals, but instead it groups them with their own kind and gives them an ideal place where they can all teach each other to be bigger and better criminals.
#jail #gang #rapists #college #police #nazi
by NewClear June 09, 2013
A place where nobody goes on Friday.
I failed all my classes that were supposed to transfer because I never showed up to the local community college on Friday.
#devry #college #friday #high school #mtv
by NewClear October 26, 2013
A system used for showing ads on people's televisions. Also known to turn people into lazy, fat bums while lowering their IQ teaching our society that the world revolves around Britney Spears. It requires a large monthly fee to function.
I wanted to pay an arm and a leg to become a complete shut in so I got cable tv.
#lazy #boring #advertisements #ripoff #bum #fat #overpriced
by NewClear February 13, 2012
A dumb, completely pointless holiday invented by greeting card companies to sell more cards. A concept that hasn't and (hopefully) never will catch on. On this day you're supposed to thank your boss for "being kind and fair" and buy him some stupid card, but really, its just a classic hallmark holiday. Ironically, most people seem to resent their bosses anyway so whats the point?
Joe: I got a card for my boss, because today is Boss's Day!
Mike: What the hell is "Boss's Day"?
Joe: Its a day where we show our appreciation of our boss!
Mike: You're an idiot who blindly follows dumb trends, you know that?
#mother's day #father's day #hallmark holiday #trend followers #retarded
by NewClear October 11, 2012
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