Ness's definitions

Beijing

Beijing is a city in China (which happens to be the capital)
The 2008 Olympics will be held here.
Beijing's short form is BJ...it's true

ex:
Sam - Hey I like your BJ 2008 hat
Fred - Thanks, I got it at Best Buy

by Ness October 4, 2004

Texas

The place where frauds like Dr. Phil come from.
Is also the place where the worst president ever George W. Bush came from.

I hate Texas because Dr. Phil and Dubya came from there.

by Ness November 5, 2004

vajosha

1. A heavily intoxicated person's mistaking male genetalia for female genetalia.
2. Moneymaking apparatus of a male prostitute.
(Term was used in "Texas Jailcell" by Jon Wayne.)

"Damn Injun won't keep his hands off my vajosha."

by Ness November 6, 2004

proddy

1. Baby killer.
2. Traitor.
3. A slang term used to describe Irish Protestants.

"Shhh don't tell anyone my mum is a proddy."

by Ness November 6, 2004

KULT

KULT's ÜberLeet Terrorists. Also "The Kult"

I'm in KULT fucker!

by ness March 26, 2003

Yumblie

Some guy that owned BK-T.net and rules #banjo-kazooie on IRC

<Yumblie> ...
<Canjo> ...
<Ness> ...
<bhlaab> ...

by Ness July 26, 2003