Ness's definitions

vajosha

1. A heavily intoxicated person's mistaking male genetalia for female genetalia.
2. Moneymaking apparatus of a male prostitute.
(Term was used in "Texas Jailcell" by Jon Wayne.)

"Damn Injun won't keep his hands off my vajosha."

by Ness November 6, 2004

teeny bopper

Usually females from the ages of 10-15, who obsess over pop-punk bands, thinking they are hardcore, and are convinced they are married to one of them. They drive real fans insane and are hated by most intelligent people. They dress like slutty preps and their scream names are usually something along the lines of ***PuNk PrInCeSs 4 LyFe!!*** They also cannot complete a sentence without using the word "like" at least 5 times.

Lets kill all the teeny boppers, the world will be a better place.

by Ness September 11, 2003

Texas

The place where frauds like Dr. Phil come from.
Is also the place where the worst president ever George W. Bush came from.

I hate Texas because Dr. Phil and Dubya came from there.

by Ness November 5, 2004

whoresome

Slang. Supremely awesome. Remarkable; outstanding.

Owwwww whoresome oww.

by ness April 20, 2005

triphlon

Saying that you dissed some one.

Yo ma nigga was spittin triphlons at u.

by NesS June 7, 2004

KULT

KULT's ÜberLeet Terrorists. Also "The Kult"

I'm in KULT fucker!

by ness March 26, 2003

nirvana

The greatest, most talented band, to ever strum a guitar or write a lyric.

All must bow before the might that is Nirvana.

by Ness September 11, 2003