Ness's definitions

vajosha

1. A heavily intoxicated person's mistaking male genetalia for female genetalia.
2. Moneymaking apparatus of a male prostitute.
(Term was used in "Texas Jailcell" by Jon Wayne.)

"Damn Injun won't keep his hands off my vajosha."

by Ness November 6, 2004

teeny bopper

Usually females from the ages of 10-15, who obsess over pop-punk bands, thinking they are hardcore, and are convinced they are married to one of them. They drive real fans insane and are hated by most intelligent people. They dress like slutty preps and their scream names are usually something along the lines of ***PuNk PrInCeSs 4 LyFe!!*** They also cannot complete a sentence without using the word "like" at least 5 times.

Lets kill all the teeny boppers, the world will be a better place.

by Ness September 11, 2003

Texas

The place where frauds like Dr. Phil come from.
Is also the place where the worst president ever George W. Bush came from.

I hate Texas because Dr. Phil and Dubya came from there.

by Ness November 5, 2004

Badonkadonk

adjective used to described buttocks of exceptional quality and bounce.

That girl has a badonkadonk fo sure.

by Ness October 12, 2003

KULT

KULT's ÜberLeet Terrorists. Also "The Kult"

I'm in KULT fucker!

by ness March 26, 2003

chinaman

A racist term to describe a person of Asian origin. Used similarly as Negro to describe a person of African origin. Often used by people who wish to offend Asians but is too afraid to use chink
Plural form is chinamans or chinamen

Wang: I've worked so hard on my C++ algorithms last night, I'm so stressed
Tyrone: Here homie, take some of this, today's 420
(enter racist people)
Racist person 1 (fearless): Fuck off, all chinks and niggers
Racist person 2 (pussy): Yeah, screw the chinamans and negroes.

by Ness May 3, 2006

Cock

1. A rooster living on a farm, or anywhere.
2. another word for penis

1. Sam, look at that red cock!
1. Sam, look at that enormous cock!

by Ness September 12, 2004