58 definitions by Napoleon BonerPart

The absolute fucking bullshit that some companies or employers attempt to feed you and convince you that working for them might mean that they give a flying fuck about any aspect of your welfare or wellbeing . You can be very assured that they fucking do not.
@come and work for us at XYZ Company , become part of our family

Fuck off you khuntz the moment the budget supporting my position comes under any scrutiny whatsoever, you bastards will drop me like a boiled turd

Company family my fucking left bollock
by Napoleon BonerPart March 13, 2023
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The action of fucking a woman between the tits
She was on the blob and I was needing more than a wank , so she gave me a diddy roll
by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023
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Photograph taken of a naked woman’s nethers , from behind when she is lying on her side , legs together - with her beefcurtains squished together and the gash itself sandwiched tightly between them , thus resembling a decently assembled hamburger
She let me take some dirty snaps for the wankbank and I manager to get a fabulous hamburger shot
by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023
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An excuse given to an unwilling and uncooperative female bedfellow .
Used when she is reluctant to make best use of an urgent tumescent member .

Convince her that the stonker in your pyjamas actually possesses medicinal healing properties and if she would care to suck it or pop it into her love tunnel , then whatever may be ailing the bitch will be almost instantly cured
Imogen complained of several ailments and was cock blocking me for several hours . I did however manage eventually to convince her that 7 inches of throbbing gristle otherwise known as the medicinal penis would be just what the doctor ordered to ease her whining
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023
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Do me a favour Sweetheart , dive into my handbag and bring me a mouse in a telescope , there’s a handful of them in there .
I thought I only needed a piss , but the monkeys nose is bleeding
by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023
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Specific trousers , with strong knee patches , worn by those given to kneeling down and rimming the anuses or dung boxes of others
Yeah ! I’m happy to lick your ring , give me a minute to put on my dunger-eez
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
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The knowledge acquired when a gentleman has spent possibly a little too much time in his shed or in the study of the sheds of others . Intimate technical detail has been gleaned in regards to every aspect of a shed and the delights it can afford a chap .
Colin knew his onions regarding garden outbuildings . A little too well in fact .
Colin comes from the darker side of sheddery
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
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