8 definitions by MrPhoton

8==D

An equation to check if the variable D is equal to 8. Most people call it a penis. Bloody dirty minded.

int D=0;
D+=8;
if(8==D) cout << “hi”;

by MrPhoton July 27, 2018

moana

Something you don’t want to see in your Minecraft world.

I saw Moana in my MC world.

by MrPhoton July 27, 2018

painting over poop

When a painter decides he’s too lazy to go to the washroom, so he poops on a newly painted floor and paints over it.

Man: I think I saw that man painting over poop.

by MrPhoton May 31, 2018

cumplane

When a pilot of a major airline watches porn while flying the plane, and he starts masturbating and he cums all over the controls. The controls break, and a flight attendant goes in the cockpit to investigate, and the pilot cums again, this time on the flight attendant’s face. The flight attendant also masturbates, and soon all the passengers on the plane start masturbating to the point of ejaculating. The plane fills up with cum and some shit. The plane then crashes into the ocean, and leaks shit, cum and other junk into the ocean.

Korean Air Flight 2147483647 did a cumplane.

by MrPhoton June 28, 2018

burning your cpu

when the cpu usage on a computer is so high it burns the cpu and turns the computer into a plasma.

Man: OMg MY CPU USAGE IS AT 1039847573992759674% ITs So BAD HeLp it HAS LOTS OF BITCOINS

SOME RANDOM KID: LOLOL YOUR BURNING YOUR CPU

by MrPhoton June 6, 2018

Braingas

When someone farts nearly 100 pounds of hydrogen sulphide and it comes out with the power of a jet engine and it smells so bad that you suffer brain damage.

Mike did a Braingas and I got a bad case of dementia.

by MrPhoton July 3, 2018

poo

a bomb that is dropped off of most passenger planes. The are deadlier than nukes.

Dave got hit by some poo that was dropped off of a boeing 747, and now he's in the ICU in the hospital.

by MrPhoton August 23, 2018