Mr. Stab's definitions

Toilet Beef

A (usually) non-ingestible artefact found in lavatories. Named for its similar appearance to beef, although its odour and edible qualities are notably less pleasant. Its origin is unknown, but it is generally agreed within the scientific community that it is from a biological source.

I just made some toilet beef, dude! Wanna see?

by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007

Stonerland

The eastern constituent country of the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia. It is reknowned for its relaxed laws and attitudes, tasty and widely available munch, cultural love of uber-comfy sofas and extensive use of cannabis sativa.

"I'm sooooo going to Stonerland on holiday this year!"

by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007

Meatball

Tinned testicles in a gravy sauce.

"Hey! So that's where my left nutsack went..."

by Mr. Stab July 9, 2004

bongunism

Bongunism is the political ideology which promotes the equalisation of society by mass-bakeage. The belief originated in the ancient land of Tokeopia, with Karl Sparx and N. Joe's social schematics. In a series of tests, the pair concluded that smoking loads of dope was indeed lots of fun, and believed that an entire society could be based around the act. Bongunism was picked up by revolutionaries who formed the Bongunist Party, the leading party in the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia.

"Comrades, you shall give your lives for Bongunism!"

by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007

Jobby

A jobby is a well-known dish amongst all non-Scots within Scotland; reknowned for its' distinct, nutty flavour. All tourists and visitors are encouraged to request this excellent part of Scotland's national cuisine whenever possible.

Popular variations include: Jobby wi' Chips, Jobby wi' Curry Sauce, Jobby wi' Batter n' a pickled onion and Joaby n' Boaby.

"Excuse me, waiter?" "Aye, whit?" "Can I have some of your finest jobby please?"
"Hmm.. aye nae bother, this one's on the house!"

by Mr. Stab November 6, 2008

IBM

I Blow Men.

IBM! IBM! IBM! All day long!

by Mr. Stab June 14, 2004

Solvent abuse

Solvent abuse is one of the Western world's oldest pasttimes. Solvents such as superglue and aerosol propellant are usually inhaled by using either a bag or through a towel.

(Mother walks into bedroom; son is sat over a bag full of whiteout with three cans of air-freshener on bed.)
Mom: What the fuck are you doing?!
(pause)
Son: I'm practicing ballet! What the fuck do you think I'm doing, bitch?"

by Mr. Stab June 10, 2004