Mr. Stab's definitions

Buttocklouse

A form of excretory insect; which parasitically resides within the hairs of the host's rectal passage and on the buttocks.

"Ach shite-There're Buttocklouse eggs in ma crap!"

by Mr. Stab June 10, 2004

Butt Hound

Wild dog which sleeps in and feeds off of an older person's rotting colon.

Anal sex becomes extremely dangerous when the "interceptor" has a Butt Hound infestation.

"Dude-you fart sounded like a dog barking!"

by Mr. Stab June 10, 2004

Bongunist Party

The Bongunist Party is the international political party which supports the ideology of Bongunism. They are also the official ruling party in the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia. The Bongunist Party believes that all classes should unite in tokeing the Holy Herb.

"Would you like to joint he Bongunist Party, comrade? Free ghanja!"
"Really???"
"No, get lost leecher!"

by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007

Kling-on

1. Evil race which exists in the fictional Star Trek saga.

2. Blob of faecal matter which clings onto the buttocks and/or buttock hairs. Removal is usually considerably messy.

"Watch out-that's not a melted Malteser...!"

by Mr. Stab July 19, 2004

Bdig

The God of Light and Hope in the Bongunism religion. Opposite God to Gidb.

"Bdig has brought the morning/lighter."

by Mr. Stab June 14, 2004

Atom Bong

Extremely powerful weapon which, upon impact, creates a magic mushroom cloud and causes everybody to get high and listen to Bob Marley.

"It's an Atom Bong! The night has been saved!"

by Mr. Stab June 7, 2004

Phog

A non-existent creature made up when I was stoned one day. Is a cross between a telephone and a canine.

"You are a complete idiot."

by Mr. Stab July 2, 2004