Mr. Fields's definitions

If

(Verb)-Can be substituted for any verb, adjective, or noun in the english language.

Can also be put at the end of a sentence to make it a question.

"I couldn't even if".
"Should you if"?

by Mr. Fields May 17, 2005

assed

when someone takes their as, spreads their cheeks apart, and places them on another person's body part, or parts. Often can be used to humiliate someone publically, or analy.

"You Got Assed!" Cried zacha fter he put his bare ass on kit fisto's leg

by Mr. Fields June 15, 2005

lip

(Verb)-The act of pulling someone off a couch and drawing and quartering them. Can also be done reverse style, by pushing someone's legs down so hard that their grundle ruptures.

(Noun)-A slightly overweight polish boy with an unnatural talent for playing the piano who's body temperature is about 100 degrees celsius.

"We lipped Lip off the coach and dropped him on his little polish head".

by Mr. Fields April 26, 2005

killing fields

Something everyone in the Gutter has thought about...killing matt fields

Yo, after he got tunnel vision, fields told everyone he passed out. now everyone thinks about killing fields

by Mr. Fields April 29, 2005

inverse grogan

where you shit into a toilet bowl through your mouth facing backwards on the toilet. not to be confused with when you pee over your shoulder facing away from the urinal.

"If you should could you if?"

by Mr. Fields May 3, 2005

inverse assing

The act of sticking your ass in someone else's ass.

"Yo, Mr. Fields threatened to stick his ass in my ass"

by Mr. Fields May 4, 2005

merse

errrr......a fat man who wears easter egg shirts and is sometimes confused as a blue whale

"Kill the merse O.G.!!!"

by Mr. Fields May 4, 2005