17 definitions by Mr. Fields

1: when someone breaks free of a lipping by excreting massive amounts of steaming sweat from their glands and anus.

2: When you lip someone into a tub of lard, pool of water, shower, etc.

where you shit into a toilet bowl through your mouth facing backwards on the toilet. not to be confused with when you pee over your shoulder facing away from the urinal.

When you let a midget enter all the way into your ass hole, and then turn around and shoot him out.

When you lip someone and give them a woogie from the front so hard it goes over your head and rips their underwear out.

(Verb)-The act of pulling someone off a couch and drawing and quartering them. Can also be done reverse style, by pushing someone's legs down so hard that their grundle ruptures.

(Noun)-A slightly overweight polish boy with an unnatural talent for playing the piano who's body temperature is about 100 degrees celsius.

1: a treat used too reward an obedient dog/cat/veloceraptor when they perform a trick or do something entertaining such as:
-Roll over
-Play dead
-Sit
-Cut open you friend's chest with their claws

Comes in a variety of flavors/shapes/genders.


2: a command word, issued in a high pitch voice, that gets higher in the middle AU of the word. Best done next to one's ear.
CAUTION: can cause destructive behavior if said to those that are affected by such a word.

Something everyone in the Gutter has thought about...killing matt fields