17 definitions by Mr. Fields

1: a treat used too reward an obedient dog/cat/veloceraptor when they perform a trick or do something entertaining such as:
-Roll over
-Play dead
-Sit
-Cut open you friend's chest with their claws

Comes in a variety of flavors/shapes/genders.


2: a command word, issued in a high pitch voice, that gets higher in the middle AU of the word. Best done next to one's ear.
CAUTION: can cause destructive behavior if said to those that are affected by such a word.
Brophy: SNAUSAGES!!
Hutch: GRRRRAAAHHHH!!!!!(rampage ensues)
by Mr. Fields May 08, 2005
a person that does something so stupid and lacking all conciousness. Completely devoid of common sense on all levels.
Example 1: "Dude, the kid that had a Slippery Donut was such a dumb."

Example 2:"Reading ahead in schaml's class then telling him you did it and getting kicked out for three days is such a dumb."
by Mr. Fields May 05, 2005
when someone takes their as, spreads their cheeks apart, and places them on another person's body part, or parts. Often can be used to humiliate someone publically, or analy.
"You Got Assed!" Cried zacha fter he put his bare ass on kit fisto's leg
by Mr. Fields June 06, 2005

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