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One who preys upon unsuspecting rectums, then savagely rapes them in a voracious manner.
"Dude, Rob just sodomized a 14 year old girl!"

"Fuckin A, Rob's an Ass Raptor."
by Lars368 May 05, 2009
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the act of biting into a fat juicy succulent elephantitus-stricken ass.
"hey katie have you assraptored tom yet?"

"no not yet nikki, but as soon as i see that nice piece of ace il pounce on that like a cheetah on a wildebeast"
by ASSRAPTORSINC August 18, 2008
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