Mplad's definitions

Colma

A place where there are more than a million dead people but barely 1,000 living people.

My grandfather is buried at a cemetary in Colma.

by mplad July 22, 2006

Persian rich

The quality of being extremely flamboyant, ostentatious and flashy with one's wealth. Basically, if a person goes over the top flaunting his wealth, he is Persian rich.

Reza bought a brand new Mercedes, wears a Rolex, a gold necklace and expensive Armani clothes. He is Persian Rich.

by mplad July 23, 2006

Menlo Park

A city to the immediate north of Stanford University and Palo Alto. The city is known for its upscale downtown and the strip along Sand Hill Road that is home to the largest concentration of Venture Capital firms in the world. The people who live in the town tend to have Graduate degrees and most of them can accurately be described as yuppies.

Standford Alumnus One: It is nice running into you, what is new in your life lately?

Standford Alumnus Two: Well, I just landed a job as an associate at an Investment Bank and purchased a home in Menlo Park.

by mplad July 22, 2006

Belvedere

A RICH ass city in Marin County, California near Tiburon. Belvedere has breathtaking views of downtown San Francisco and in fact the name Belvedere is derived from the Italian word "beautiful view".

Belvedere is so rich that the streets there might as well be paved with gold.

by Mplad December 10, 2007

Penelope Cruz

The HOTTEST woman who has ever walked the earth. She is from Spain with dark hair, dark eyes, and light olive skin. She is truly the epitome of Mediterranean beauty.

God, what I would give to have just one hour with Penelope Cruz in my bedroom.

by Mplad May 2, 2008