Mplad's definitions

Menlo Park

A city to the immediate north of Stanford University and Palo Alto. The city is known for its upscale downtown and the strip along Sand Hill Road that is home to the largest concentration of Venture Capital firms in the world. The people who live in the town tend to have Graduate degrees and most of them can accurately be described as yuppies.

Standford Alumnus One: It is nice running into you, what is new in your life lately?

Standford Alumnus Two: Well, I just landed a job as an associate at an Investment Bank and purchased a home in Menlo Park.

by mplad July 22, 2006

Foster City

A city near San Mateo, on the edge of the San Francisco Bay near the San Mateo bridge. Built on reclaimed marshland, the city is an upscale, planned community surrounding lagoons with many waterfront homes. The town has a reputation as a Yuppie enclave and many Asians reside in Foster City.

I just purchased a waterfront condo in Foster City for $750,000 so now I am officially a yuppie.

by mplad July 22, 2006

Ming Ming

An Asian (especially foreign born Chinese) trophy wife typically married to a rich non asian guy.

That nerd married a hot Ming Ming after he took his tech company public and made millions.

by Mplad August 24, 2006

Penelope Cruz

The HOTTEST woman who has ever walked the earth. She is from Spain with dark hair, dark eyes, and light olive skin. She is truly the epitome of Mediterranean beauty.

God, what I would give to have just one hour with Penelope Cruz in my bedroom.

by Mplad May 2, 2008

Persian rich

The quality of being extremely flamboyant, ostentatious and flashy with one's wealth. Basically, if a person goes over the top flaunting his wealth, he is Persian rich.

Reza bought a brand new Mercedes, wears a Rolex, a gold necklace and expensive Armani clothes. He is Persian Rich.

by mplad July 23, 2006