5 definitions by Mollypercloveslilbird

Hunter

Wants to fuck you in the circle k parking lot but can’t afford a mcchicken.

Friend 1: “are you talking to hunter?”
Friend 2: “I think so. Why?”
Friend 1: “because we’re dating”

by Mollypercloveslilbird December 8, 2020

Blakey wakey

What I say to my boyfriend early in the morning when I want to fuck.

Me: “Blakey wakey”
Blake: *wakes up*
Me: “now that you’re up you can see some cakey”

by Mollypercloveslilbird December 13, 2020

Mollyperc

She a drug but you can’t pop her. Only lil bird can!!!

Tyga: “I’ve been searching everywhere and I can’t seem to find Molly”

Guy: “that’s because Blake already has her”
Future: “Percocet Molly Percocet.”
Mollyperc: “I’m a drug but you can’t pop me!l”

by Mollypercloveslilbird December 7, 2020

Blake

The best boyfriend ever. Will always choose you over his nic stick and will make you a priority. He is the cutest and will be your whole world. He likes Pokémon cards and it’s lowkey the cutest thing ever. He’s the sweetest guy ever and always knows how to make you smile. He makes you the happiest girl ever. If you find a Blake never let him go. You will be together forever. I pinky swear. Make sure to thank god for him every day because he will be the best thing to ever happen to you.

Blake: “I love you”

Me: “I love you most”
Blake: “I love you more than infinity to the infinite power”

by Mollypercloveslilbird December 7, 2020

LilBird

The best sound cloud rapper. Would rather rap about killing people and spongebob than rap about fucking hoes. Also the best boyfriend ever and doesn’t have hoes. :)

Girl: “his girlfriend is so lucky. I wish I could be sandy cheeks. I wanna sit on lilbirds lap.”

by Mollypercloveslilbird December 7, 2020