Mo's definitions

Irish Toothache

A British word meaning erection

Last night at Morgans house i got a monsterous irish toothache!

by Mo February 25, 2004

Sameerian

1)A derogitory term used for one who is addicted to black pornography.
2)A term used to describe one who is infatuated with the act of injesting pubic hairs.

-"Jesus H Christ...thats a lot of black porn...you're a fuckin Sameerian!"
-"Hey lay off! I deleted it...but it just kept coming back!"
or
-"This chicken tastes funny"
-"Oh, sorry...I thought you were a Sameerian!"

by Mo March 23, 2004

blossom

head; felletio

"I need some blossom"

by Mo April 8, 2004

distracticunt

When someone has a large quantity of work or an important task to do and someone decideds to start bothering you they are being a distracticunt. The male version being a distracticock. Inspired by Cydney, coined by Leslie.

"Get the fuck out of my room you whorey, diseased distracticunt"

by Mo November 20, 2004

Fargerpoop

A mix between the words Fart, Booger and Poop.

You are such a Fargerpoop!

by Mo April 7, 2005

Sean Bean

Hottest man alive. Voted Best Bum in Britain, and totally deserves it. Fine actor as well.

Sean Bean could fuck me any day of the week, and twice on Sunday.

by Mo January 4, 2004

Gravy Train!!!!

GRAVY TRAIN!!!!
(n.)
The bitter brainchild of Chunx, your standard honky ho, who obsessed over JJ Fad lyrics ('I seen better pictures on a can of Alpo'), bitched about tiny-donged menz, and suffered from the frightening split affliction of burgerphilia/nymphomania. Funx soon stepped in with her winning Casio beats, frighteningly stark-faced and sexually obscene dance moves, and Spanish flair (but NOT in a Santana featuring Matchbox 20's Rob Thomas sorta way).

Gravy Train!!!! dropped it like it was hawt all over my face.

by Mo December 28, 2004