6 definitions by Mmmavis

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A way to express the annoyance of something going wrong. Usually used as a polite way of letting out frustration without swearing.
Vincent: Aww man! I shot Marvin in the face!

Jules: Poo bums!
by Mmmavis September 07, 2006
Another phrase for a homosexual or someone who enjoys anal.

Usually said in an insulting, but nice way.
Gayboy: Want to lick my cock?

Straight: No you poo miner!

Gayboy: Fine, I'll do it myself
by Mmmavis September 14, 2006
1.When you play with something for so long it hurts, that something universally described as a carrot.

2.Often used to describe obsessed wankers or tossers who masturbate too much.
1.
Boy: Aww man, I've got carrot burn from playing Super Mario too much.

2.
Girl: What's up?

Boy: I've got carrot burn..

Girl: You sick fuck, get away from me.
by Mmmavis September 14, 2006
Otherwise known as spazturbating, it involves the combination of a spaz or idiot, who decides to do something gay on or around you for no reason.

Often ends up in either a fight or a cheap laugh, as well as either the spazturbator or the victim to be called gay for the next month or so, or even worse turns into a homosexual.
Boy 1: OI! What are you doing?!

Boy 2: I'm just thrusting my pelvis extremely close to your head.

Boy 1: Aaaah! Spazturbation! Get a girlfriend!
by Mmmavis September 01, 2006
Otherwise known as spazturbating, it involves the combination of a spaz or idiot, who decides to do something gay on or around you for no reason.

Often ends up in either a fight or a cheap laugh, as well as either the spazturbator or the victim to be called gay for the next month or so, or even worse turns into a homosexual.

Boy 1: OI! What are you doing?!

Boy 2: I'm just thrusting my pelvis extremely close to your head.

Boy 1: Aaaah! Spazturbation! Get a girlfriend!
by Mmmavis August 31, 2006
The crack at the tip of the penis.
Boy: Shit.. my willy crack is bleeding!
by Mmmavis October 15, 2006

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