The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.
I swept the frust under the rug.
Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.
After lactomangulating the milk carton, I switched to the other side and cut the top off.
The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.
Elbonics should be considered when building new movie theatres.
The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.
I made my husband clean off the pupkus off the car window.
The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.
The peppier came around and offered to pepper my steak.
The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.
I telecrastinate to make the person on the other end of the line feel as tho they are interupting me.
To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow remove
all the germs.
I picked up my jube-jube, disconfected it, and put it back in my mouth.