21 definitions by Miryam Websta

heatstroke

n. 1. Collapse caused by exposure to excessive heat. 2. Vigorous unlubricated masturbation resulting in varying degrees of friction burns.

Heatstroker. n. One who heatstrokes.

I got heatstroke from runnin in the sun yesterday.

Fuck the lube! I'm a heatstroker.

by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004

assman

Wal-mart slang for assistant manager. Used disparagingly.

From ass(istant) + man(ager).

Everybody back to work, here comes the assman!

by Miryam Websta February 12, 2009

fick dich

1. The german phrase meaning "fuck you." 2. A smart ass.

Stop being such a fick dich.

by Miryam Websta April 25, 2004

motherfungus

n. 1. Euphemism for motherfucker (see). 2. A particularly disgusting person.

You rotten motherfungus!!! Oh, hi mom!

by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004

bust a shaft

To shoot an arrow.

Don't mess with Legolas. He'll bust a shaft in yo' ass.

by Miryam Websta March 26, 2009

Cockpit, The

n. Always capitalized.The name of the homosexual club where Punisher Junior, Hazeyamind, and Voice of Reason hang out. Also known as The Sausage Factory.

Who's gonna be at The Cockpit tonight besides PJ, Haze, and Voice?

by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004

fart attack

n. Involuntary spasms of the colon and rectum resulting in uncontrollable flatulence.

Right as I was about to eat her pussy, she had a fart attack.

by Miryam Websta April 25, 2004