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Cosmo Kramer As seen as Seinfeld.
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A distinguished gentleman who can appreciate and prefer the finer things in life...such as a woman's booty. Often picks his dates from the back. Sarah only seems to attract assman because she has a damn ghetto booty. Ain't nothin wrong with that!
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See Cosmo Kramer, the assman. (In the parking lot just outside the hospital, Kramer has pulls into a "Doctors Only" space)
Security Guard: Can I help you? Kramer: Ah, yeah. Doctor Cosmo Kramer. (points to assman plate) Proctology. Security Guard: Oh, oh, okay. Sure... Kramer: Thanks. Have a good day. |
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A man whose favorite part of the female anatomy (i.e. to look at/stick his penis in) is the butt.
Also spelled "ass-man." And that was when I realized: I'm an assman!
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Wal-mart slang for assistant manager. Used disparagingly.
From ass(istant) + man(ager). Everybody back to work, here comes the assman!
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Gives a thumbs up, an ass that is.
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Someone who has their act together and really enjoys life; willing to share their success and treat their friends well; originating from the proctologist with the "ASS MAN" license plate in the Seinfeld episode. Clark hooked us all up with tickets to the Metalica show - he is the assman!
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