also commonly referred to as "Cow Poly Pomona" is one kick-ass university. Not only does it boast real vegetation and real education, it is also quite fun for women to attend since the ratio is totally in their favor.
People everywhere wondered where a former lingerie model would have learned about quantum mechanics or higher level mathematics, but once they knew she'd gone to Cal Poly Pomona, it was no longer a mystery.
Obese (adjective) pertains to a person whose BMI (body mass index) equal to 30 or higher. Obesity is described in levels such as "mildly obese" "moderately obese" and "morbidly obese."
Becoming morbidly obese significanly increases one's chances of life threatening conditions and diseases.
Remaining awake and actively engaged in some activity during nocturnal hours. The type of activity will differ and the typical person is usuall between 17-40 years old
"Did you study for the biochem final?"
"Totally---I was able to buy the book for the class yesterday and I pulled an "all nighter."
the state of a penis which is not altogether flaccid nor erect. It will often occur at inopportune embarrasing times and will be brought on purposefully by a cunning sexy woman pretending she has no idea what she is doing.
"why are you still friends with some of your ex-boyfriends?"
"I like to keep them healthy and providing the regular semi keeps the circulatory system in check."
a term used when a female is hurt and you think it's kind of funny, she may or may not be cute, but you are poking fun at her misfortune just the same. Literally means "poor thing".
"Ay pobrecita, she got dumped when her husband found her with sancho...."
one who is imaginative and creative.
one of the most important skills when it comes to being a successful womanizer, is the ability to be ingenious on demand.
committing an act which results in the defacement, destruction, or otherwise alters private property while under the influence of being Hispanic.
"Damn! I dropped my beer, the waitress is glaring at me....."
"good thing I'm the only Hispanic here, if there were 3 of us this would qualify as vandalism....right now it's just property damage."