6 definitions by Minecraftweedmod

Roller's Rights

The rights attributed to the person who rolled the joint being smoked. They are entitled to spark up and kill the joint.

Me: *rolls joint and sets it aside for a second*
Friend: *sparks joint*
Me: Dude what the fuck? Roller's rights!

by Minecraftweedmod January 2, 2020

Happy hippo

One of the best Kinder products out there. Absolutely delectable.

Stoner: They're called happy hippos because they make hippies happy.

by Minecraftweedmod January 2, 2020

Bumped

Geordie slang for scammed or ripped off.

Friend: I'm such an idiot I've just bought sugar for 20 quid.

Me: That's why you don't buy ket off the chavs. You get bumped to bits.

by Minecraftweedmod January 2, 2020

West

To go west is to have a sort of drug-induced panic attack in which you may experience heart palpations, restricted breathing, and an extreme feeling of fear, anxiety, or even anger. This varies a lot per person.

Friend: I'm sorry if we sent you west last night, we were only joking.
Me: I know. Turns out that tab was nbome.
Friend: Well I'm never buying off Jonathan again.

by Minecraftweedmod January 2, 2020

Whitey

Drug culture slang used to refer to vomiting.

Friend: Are you alright? I heard those blue teslas made you whitey.

Me: I'm fine, it was tactical.

by Minecraftweedmod January 2, 2020

Green out

When you smoke too much weed in a short period of time and it makes you whitey.

New smoker: What happens when you green out?

Me: It's happened to me once, when I first started smoking green. I had too much too quickly and ended up being sick. I was straight in the shower when I got home.
New smoker: No good. I hope that doesn't happen to me.
Me: Just pace yourself at first and you'll be fine. I haven't worried about it in years.

by Minecraftweedmod January 2, 2020