Minecraftweedmod's definitions

Happy hippo

One of the best Kinder products out there. Absolutely delectable.

Stoner: They're called happy hippos because they make hippies happy.

by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020

Roller's Rights

The rights attributed to the person who rolled the joint being smoked. They are entitled to spark up and kill the joint.

Me: *rolls joint and sets it aside for a second*
Friend: *sparks joint*
Me: Dude what the fuck? Roller's rights!

by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020

Whitey

Drug culture slang used to refer to vomiting.

Friend: Are you alright? I heard those blue teslas made you whitey.

Me: I'm fine, it was tactical.

by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020

West

To go west is to have a sort of drug-induced panic attack in which you may experience heart palpations, restricted breathing, and an extreme feeling of fear, anxiety, or even anger. This varies a lot per person.

Friend: I'm sorry if we sent you west last night, we were only joking.
Me: I know. Turns out that tab was nbome.
Friend: Well I'm never buying off Jonathan again.

by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020

Green out

When you smoke too much weed in a short period of time and it makes you whitey.

New smoker: What happens when you green out?

Me: It's happened to me once, when I first started smoking green. I had too much too quickly and ended up being sick. I was straight in the shower when I got home.
New smoker: No good. I hope that doesn't happen to me.
Me: Just pace yourself at first and you'll be fine. I haven't worried about it in years.

by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020

Bumped

Geordie slang for scammed or ripped off.

Friend: I'm such an idiot I've just bought sugar for 20 quid.

Me: That's why you don't buy ket off the chavs. You get bumped to bits.

by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020