Mindraker's definitions

penosity

A genderless freak.

* JediKnightWannaBe sets mode: +v Penosity
<Tarc> Woe is me! Penosity has arrived!

by Mindraker May 17, 2004

fake Jew

A person who gets caught selling books pretending to be a Holocaust survivor.

Even Oprah didn't figure out Mr. Rosenblat was a fake Jew when he told her stories of him being tossed apples over the fence by his wife at the concentration camp.

by Mindraker December 31, 2008

Enhanced interrogation

Torture

The use of waterboarding, starvation, and flagellation -- all of these torture, er, "enhanced interrogation" techniques not approved by the Geneva Convention were used in Guantanamo bay.

by Mindraker May 22, 2009

woger

A poor pronunciation of the word roger, as heard on CB radio.

"There's a bear trap on I-10."
"Woger."

by Mindraker March 7, 2007

Sam Houston Institute of Technology

An unreal renaming of the "Sam Houston State University" in Texas. Sam Houston Institute of Technology, abbreviated, would spell, "S.H.I.T."

Cheerleaders:

"Gimme an 'S'!"
"Gimme an 'H'!"
"Gimme an 'I'!"
"Gimme an 'T'!"
"What's that spell?!"
Crowd: "Sam Houston Institute of Technology!"

by Mindraker November 28, 2009

flop 'n' chop

A vasectomy.

"What appointment are you here for today?" asked the urologist.
"Flop 'n' chop!" I said, while enjoying the buzz of my Valium pill.

by Mindraker May 1, 2009

macaroni

A type of pasta shaped in curved tubes, served with cheese sauce.

Ewwwww! Liver! We hate eating liver for dinner! Could we please have some macaroni and cheese instead?

by Mindraker May 17, 2004