3 definitions by Mindflayer

Doing the Sahai

A man above 30 who has sex with a female roomate at least 10 years younger while lusting after her mother.

Dude, Joe is doing the Sahai! He's boffing his roommate but he says her mother is what he visualizes.

by Mindflayer February 29, 2008

Pulling a panik

1. To screw something up really badly.
2. To empty your prostate more than 3 times a day.

1. "Man, I really pulled a panik by rebooting before quiescing the filesystem."
2. "I've been pulling a panik every day this week and now it's all callused."

by Mindflayer July 11, 2008

iPad

A revolutionary new device from Apple, Inc, filling the niche between a computer and a smartphone. Perfect for surfing pornography during important meetings while still looking like you are on the cutting edge of technology.

Cope: "Is that the new 3G iPad?"
Panik: "it sure is. Go over those synergies again? I have something to view on this thing."

by Mindflayer May 3, 2010