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Ben - Did you see the CIA just disclosed the Russians are behind directed energy attacks against official Americans in Havana and elsewhere?
Harold - Dude, we don’t use the term CIA anymore! It’s the “Langley Foundation for Social Betterment”
Ben - Dude, you’re wack.
by Mil3druid4 July 19, 2021
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The art of floating a surveillance balloon over your adversary’s country to spy on ICBM sites while claiming it is a weather balloon. Popularized by Chinese Ministry of State Security (MSS)
First detected by passengers on a commercial flight, the Chinese Ministry of State Security did a “float over” of a bus-sized surveillance balloon over the northern continental US to spy on ICBM sites all the while claiming it was a weather balloon gone astray.
by Mil3druid4 February 4, 2023
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LTMB - Lesbian Trapped in a Man’s Body - Exhibiting Lesbian sexual predrences among those carrying the xy chromosome.
Ben: Hey Harold, I need to make a confession.
Harold: About what bro?
Ben: It’s kinda hard to talk about it.
Harold: Come on man, you can tell your bro.
Ben: Fuck it, I’m LTMB,

Harold: What the fuck is that?
Ben: Lesbian Trapped in a Man’s Body.
Harold: Like I said, I’m your bro, and I’m glad you told me. Celebrate your diversity dude.
by Mil3druid4 April 27, 2018
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A catastrophic man-made disaster in a “flyover” state which is downplayed by the liberal media because it occurs in a part of the country consisting of low intelligence voters who criticize Mayor Pete’s inaction and who support Trump and conservatives
The January 2023 train derailment of train cars in East Palestine, Ohio, full of toxic chemicals, were intentionally detonated, and was described by Mayor Pete, his DOT and the liberal lapdog New York Times as “Flyover Mishap”.
by Mil3druid4 February 17, 2023
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To knowingly or unknowingly masturbate on any video conferencing system while others are logged on to the video conference like Jeffrey Toobin, CNN Legal Analyst, did on 10/19/20.
Ben: It looks like Ralph just exposed himself on our Zoom conference call this morning. Did you see it?

Harold: Dude, I totally saw it! Ralph was Toobin’ in front of everyone!
by Mil3druid4 October 20, 2020
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A vocation under the rubric of wokeness where gender, race, and culture are weaponized to cancel corporations and persons who refuse to adopt today’s virtue signaling by the woke mob.
Similar to “tradecraft” describing intelligence community tools needed to conduct espionage, various “hatecraft” tools used by the woke mob to compromise businesses and people include influence operations, demonstrations, and petitions.
by Mil3druid4 July 7, 2023
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With a penchant for all things Disney and organizing high profile media events, Elastagirl, with Holly Hunter-esque fortitude, exercises maximum flexibility in all she does resulting in amazing outcomes.
Katy, aka "Elastagirl", was simply brilliant managing two consecutive conventions in as many weeks.
by Mil3druid4 July 27, 2016
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