Mikey's definitions

Noseblaster

When you sit your ass right on the partners nose and blast your diarrhea right up her nose.

Damn, I just noseblasted Michael Colon while having sex

by Mikey August 15, 2004

shrooms

badger badger badger badger badger badger.. MUSHROOM MUSHROOMS!

"Shrooms opened my eyes... and I saw badgers!"

by Mikey March 24, 2004

boot

Racist term for a black guy. I have no idea why, maybe because there are guys called "Bootblacks" that shine shoes.

Yesterday i got robbed by a couple of boots.

by Mikey March 1, 2005

skisskissmosquitos

A common mispronunciation of the word mosquitos. The mosquito is a member of the insect kingdom. It eats you up in tiny bites.

Dad Gum! There sure is alotsa skismi, skmosquee, skisskissMOSQUITOS around here!

by Mikey June 14, 2003

ballsie

Another term used to describe someone having guts or courage to do something.

This usage of this word tends to stem from shallow uptight girls who try to be cute to make up for their lack of mature appearance.

That was a ballsie thing to do.

by Mikey September 1, 2004

Japota

it is the North London kebab man pronunciation of Jacket Potato

one Japota with Tuna and cheese

by mikey February 15, 2005

sweatybetty

A dirty scuzzy whore that stinks like a bloke who's just finished a 12 hour shift with no breaks in a toe clipping factory.
(Please note; it is not necessary for the dirty scuzzy whores name to Betty).

Guy 1: 'That rancid fat bird smells like shit and sweat'.
Guy 2: 'She does indeed my fellow chum. And that is why she has the title "sweatybetty". Now let us leave the vicinity never to enter the rancid slags airspace again'.

by Mikey June 20, 2006