Mikey's definitions

leather handbag

A woman who has tanned way too many times. She now has orange skin which has a texture similar to that of a leather purse.

Check out the leather handbag behind the bar. I bet she's only 25 but she looks 45.

by Mikey December 13, 2003

Bigidy Boom Bangin'

1. Something or someone that is off the schnizzle. 2. Outrageously bangin'.

Yo, this party is bigidy boom bangin'.

by Mikey November 15, 2004

titty fuck

This is when you put your penis between two breasts and thrust until you ejaculate on the person's face.

Thomas titty-fucked his brother Joe's man tits!

by Mikey February 19, 2003

fannynob

A vagina with a small penis inside.

Will you suck my fannynob?

by Mikey March 26, 2004

Tony Montana Complex

Synonyms: Scarface Fever, TMC, Gangsteritis.
Rare illness which causes one to believe and or act like Tony "Scarface" Montana. To put oneselves importance above and before that of all others, to have little or no sense of morals, to pick fights with six year olds, to verbally assault women,etc, all without any signs of remorse or regret.

Anothy Torchia has a terminal case of the Tony Montana Complex.

by Mikey January 16, 2005

badap bap

The response one gives when there is no other response to give. However, it may also be used in any context to substitute anything. May also be substituted with just "badap" or "bap" or multiple "bap"s make be added.

"Me and my boyfriend broke up today."
"Badap bap!"

"My grandma died..."
"Badap bap..."

"I love you!"
"Badap..."

"That guy just stole your wallet..!"
"BADAP BAP.. BAP BAP!!!!!!!"

by Mikey March 24, 2004

CZL

Condition Zero League

A small league of gamers based on the counter-strike condition zero modification of the popular half-life game. Run by a 15 year old kid out of Canada who has a complete misconception as to how the world works and has stolen most all of his ideas from CAL. One of the most poorly run leagues in all of E-Sports and a complete compliment to the way GameSurge is run.

Any poorly run sports league in existance, except worse.

by Mikey June 30, 2006