6 definitions by MikeinOcala

Top Definition
the "sport"of freerunning for small pets (i.e. cats, chihuahuas) with the assistance of human propulsion.
Jimmy and I had an awesome match of assisted small pet parkour. My cat dominated his Yorkie - they don't always land on their feet.
#aspp #a.s.p.p. #assisted small pet freerunning #aspfr #a.s.p.f.r.
by mikeinocala May 07, 2012
The confidence exhibited by a young man when he starts making his own money, often by working in fast food.
From the moment young Johnny cashed his first check, the girls began to notice his McSwagger
#mcswag #mcswagger #swag #swagger #m'swag
by mikeinocala September 18, 2011
A URINATION FEATURING A SIZEABLE GAS EXPULSION.
I WAS TAKING A LEAK AND IT TURNED INTO A STINKY-WINKLE WHEN I LET OUT A 10-SECONG FART.
#stinky #winkle #tinkle #stinky-tinkle #stinky winkle
by MikeinOcala April 27, 2011
The danger of developing hushpuppies. The higher the temperature and more humid the day, the higher the hushpuppy index.
It is so freakin' hot and muggy today, the hushpuppy index must be off the scale!
#hushpuppies #index #hush puppy #hushpuppy #hushpuppies index
by MikeinOcala June 23, 2008
clumps or ball-like masses found in underwear, created when a powder, (esp. CORNstarch baby powder), used by men to prevent chafing, combines with sweat. The hotter and more humid the day, the higher the "hushpuppy index", or danger of chafing to your crotch.
It was so hot today that I put baby powder down my drawers this morning, and by noon hushpuppies rolled out when I went to take a leak!
#hushpuppies #hush puppies #hushpuppy index #chafing #humidity
by MikeinOcala June 12, 2008
Clumpy, ball-like masses which form in women's underwear when sweat mixes with talc or baby powder.

Female version of Hushpuppies.
It was 95 degrees and 90 percent humidity today - my poor girlfriend was making a big batch of of conch fritters!
#conch fritters #conch #fritters #conchs #conch fritter
by MikeinOcala July 13, 2011
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