Definitions by Mike the Piump

cork 

Tampon

Damn girl, if your'e gonna wear white pants on your rag, at least put a cork in it!

cork by Mike the Piump May 19, 2003

artard 

A retard as mentioned in South Park. Complete moron, absolute idiot.

You are such an artard!

artard by Mike the PIUMP March 10, 2003

stank 

Dirty Puss. One in need of a douche.

Damn bitch, you gots your stank all over my hang low!

stank by Mike the PIUMP March 10, 2003

Mutti 

German for Mommy. What I call my mom.

I love my Mutti!

Mutti by Mike the PIUMP March 10, 2003

smoothie 

Iron

"You know, the thang you be smoothin out your clothes with"

smoothie by Mike the Piump February 25, 2003