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5 definitions by Mike the Piump

 
1.
A retard as mentioned in South Park. Complete moron, absolute idiot.
You are such an artard!
by Mike the PIUMP March 10, 2003
 
2.
Dirty Puss. One in need of a douche.
Damn bitch, you gots your stank all over my hang low!
by Mike the PIUMP March 10, 2003
 
3.
German for Mommy. What I call my mom.
I love my Mutti!
by Mike the PIUMP March 10, 2003
 
4.
Iron
"You know, the thang you be smoothin out your clothes with"
by Mike the Piump February 25, 2003
 
5.
Tampon
Damn girl, if your'e gonna wear white pants on your rag, at least put a cork in it!
by Mike the Piump May 19, 2003