Mike the Piump's definitions

smoothie

Iron

"You know, the thang you be smoothin out your clothes with"

by Mike the Piump February 25, 2003

cork

Tampon

Damn girl, if your'e gonna wear white pants on your rag, at least put a cork in it!

by Mike the Piump May 19, 2003

stank

Dirty Puss. One in need of a douche.

Damn bitch, you gots your stank all over my hang low!

by Mike the PIUMP March 10, 2003

Mutti

German for Mommy. What I call my mom.

I love my Mutti!

by Mike the PIUMP March 10, 2003

artard

A retard as mentioned in South Park. Complete moron, absolute idiot.

You are such an artard!

by Mike the PIUMP March 10, 2003