42 definitions by Mike the Ekim
by Mike the Ekim November 14, 2005
My friend's cousin doesn't like to hang out with his friends because Barney taught him that teddy bears are better friends than real people. Poor bastard.
by Mike the Ekim April 2, 2006
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by Mike the Ekim May 2, 2006
My girlfriend's been wearing the same bra since she was eleven years old. It's an A and she's a DD. She claims it's a booby trap.
by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005
An "activity" that high school gym teachers use to force teenagers into dancing with members of the opposite sex that they're not attracted to.
Damnit! I got Ashley as my square dance partner! I wanted have my girlfriend as my partner, but her partner is Ashley's boyfriend!
by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005
The period of time between when a person submits a definition to urbandictionary.com and when it actually shows up there.
by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005