Mike the Ekim's definitions

Brazil

a country that is really big

"Wow, Brazil is big!" -George W. Bush

by Mike the Ekim April 17, 2006

booby trap

A bra that's too small for someone

My girlfriend's been wearing the same bra since she was eleven years old. It's an A and she's a DD. She claims it's a booby trap.

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

square dance

An "activity" that high school gym teachers use to force teenagers into dancing with members of the opposite sex that they're not attracted to.

Damnit! I got Ashley as my square dance partner! I wanted have my girlfriend as my partner, but her partner is Ashley's boyfriend!

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

mu

a Greek letter used in physics to represent a frictional constant of a surface.

For this surface, mu k equals .3825

Beware of physics cows, they go "muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

by Mike the Ekim December 28, 2005

liefje

someone who kills someone else's dignity

Val's such a fucking liefje. She killed my dignity.

by Mike the Ekim June 2, 2005

sleep

Something that you're reluctant to do, but don't want to stop after you start.

Damnit, what did you wake me up for? It's 3 in the morning! I'm going back to sleep.

by Mike the Ekim October 10, 2005

trollop

A promiscuous, preferably female horse

All the men on the local minor league baseball team think the trollop they saw is extremely sexy for a horse.

by Mike the Ekim May 19, 2005