eternity

The period of time between when a person submits a definition to urbandictionary.com and when it actually shows up there.

I submitted my definition for algebra 5 months ago, and it still hasn't shown up!

by Mike the Ekim April 09, 2005

key

something that almost every song has that is nearly impossible to define, yet if a musician knows the chords to the song he should be able to figure it out.

Boulevard of Broken Dreams is in the key of F minor.

by Mike the Ekim April 18, 2006

Schecter

A company that makes some of the best guitars in the world, but nobody has ever heard of it.

Guitarist 1: I just got a new guitar!
Guitarist 2: Awesome! What kind is it?
Guitarist 1: A Schecter.
Guitarist 2: A what?
Guitarist 1: A Schecter!
Guitarist 2: Don't you mean a Fender?

by Mike the Ekim April 09, 2005

Philadelphia

The most awesome city in the world.

Who needs New York City when you can go to Philadelphia?

by Mike the Ekim September 20, 2005

square dance

An "activity" that high school gym teachers use to force teenagers into dancing with members of the opposite sex that they're not attracted to.

Damnit! I got Ashley as my square dance partner! I wanted have my girlfriend as my partner, but her partner is Ashley's boyfriend!

by Mike the Ekim April 09, 2005

William Shakespeare

A guy that makes absolutely no sense, but is cool anyway.

William Shakespeare is the man even though I have no clue what the hell he's saying!

by Mike the Ekim May 08, 2005

mu

a Greek letter used in physics to represent a frictional constant of a surface.

For this surface, mu k equals .3825

Beware of physics cows, they go "muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

by Mike the Ekim December 24, 2005