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An awesome instrument that nobody knows how to play.
I wish I could play a pedal steel guitar.
An "activity" that high school gym teachers use to force teenagers into dancing with members of the opposite sex that they're not attracted to.
Damnit! I got Ashley as my square dance partner! I wanted have my girlfriend as my partner, but her partner is Ashley's boyfriend!
Slang for Voorhees
, an overrated suburb of Philadelphia that is famous for absolutely nothing. Also known as Whorehees
Jess is going to the hees today. Why, nobody may ever know.
One who does not have imaginary friends.
My friend just spent an hour and a half trying to communicate with his imaginary friend whom he thinks can somehow help him get laid. Poor bastard. Should be an atheist.
something that almost every song has that is nearly impossible to define, yet if a musician
knows the chord
s to the song he should be able to figure it out.
A place you don't appreciate until after you've graduated.
What I'd give to go back to my high school days...
A man who takes advantage of women by telling them he won't love them unless she does something for him, such as sex. He may also cheat on them.
Sadly, a close friend of mine took her life after finding out she had been taken advantage of by a manwhore. R.I.P. Brandy 1989-2004
I can't let the girl I love fall into the hands of a manwhore!
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