vagina

A sacred portal through which all light, goodness, rejuvenation, joy and ecstasy may enter the human form.
That woman has a vagina.
by Mike the Ekim May 04, 2006
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liefje

Val's such a fucking liefje. She killed my dignity.
by Mike the Ekim May 29, 2005
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perfect pitch

A rare talent so confusing that even those who have it don't understand how it works or how others can't have it.
Each tone sounds so distinctly different, I have no clue why no one else can tell them apart.
by Mike the Ekim March 28, 2005
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trollop

A promiscuous, preferably female horse
All the men on the local minor league baseball team think the trollop they saw is extremely sexy for a horse.
by Mike the Ekim May 18, 2005
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dramatic irony

When the audience of a TV show, play, etc. knows something a character doesn't. Popularized by William Shakespeare, and used extenseively in the TV series South Park
In this one episode of South Park, Cartman thinks he's dead because nobody is talking to him, but we know it's because they've decided to completely ignore him.
by Mike the Ekim August 29, 2005
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cell phone

A device that popular teenage girls use to waste their parents' money.
Lisa talked to her boyfriend on her cell phone for 9 days without stopping. The call cost her parents $50,000.
by Mike the Ekim April 09, 2005
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eternity

The period of time between when a person submits a definition to urbandictionary.com and when it actually shows up there.
I submitted my definition for algebra 5 months ago, and it still hasn't shown up!
by Mike the Ekim April 09, 2005
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