Michael Ely's definitions

mok

The noisy and raucous exchange between one or more crows and one or more cows.

Would you listen to all of that mok out there? Sometimes I wish we had never moved here to Golden Guernsey Acres.

by Michael Ely January 27, 2004

csgod

A Codfish after taxidermi held together by Super-Glue.

That csgod is in remarakably good shape considering the many times it has been moved with those vagabond Norwegians the Jensens!

by Michael Ely January 22, 2004

underflamer

One who is in the closet but is too timid to do much more than open the door on occasion and peek out.

A good underflamer is hard to find. I wonder why?

by Michael Ely January 27, 2004

twigs-a-plenty!

An exclamation uttered by a beaver upon discovering the bounty of precious and essential woody debris so necessary for constructing dams and lodges.

Look at that Benny...twigs-a-plenty! We'll get that darn dam built before the first spring run-off!

by Michael Ely January 27, 2004

squeat

A word called out, usually loudly, to harken hungry friends or associates to gather and travel enmasse to some established eating area such as a cafeteria or dining hall. The derivation may have originated from the phrase "let's go eat!".

Anybody hungry!?...squeat!

by Michael Ely January 23, 2004

debunkerator

One who debunks.

Of all of the high profile, media saavy debunkerators I must say that Al Haig is not one of them.

by Michael Ely January 27, 2004

flameout

Self explanatory.

He did? Well good for him!

by Michael Ely January 27, 2004