Mercunium's definitions

aston

An area of Birmingham where you are likely to be shot/murdered.

Also home to a shit "university": Aston University.

Person 1: I'm going to Aston tonight.
Person 2: OK, I'll prepare myself for your funeral.

by mercunium November 24, 2003

windypops

Flatulence. cf. fart

I've got a touch of the windypops tonight after that curry!

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

bus

to give - Pikey speak, originating South London UK.

Bus me a pound, star

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

scrotrot

A term for a sexually transmitted infection - cf. nobrot

Jim's got scrotrot again

by Mercunium August 13, 2003