Mercunium's definitions

Pike

To steal, usually by a pikey

That bastard pikey has justed piked my car radio

by Mercunium September 4, 2003

man chowder

Semen - see also man custard and man paste

There were traces of man chowder on the hotel bed.

by mercunium November 11, 2003

Frigging

The art of performing a clitoral stimulation. cf frig

Lisa was frigging herself in the library again today.

by Mercunium August 16, 2003

pisspot

The toilet. See pisser

Where's the pisspot?

by Mercunium September 4, 2003

nobrot

A slang term for a sexually transmitted infection.

Jim got nobrot of Julie

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

violated

1. to have participated in a sexual act with someone usually against your will.

2. to be ripped off in monetary terms, opften prefixed with 'anally'. See bumrape, definition 2.

1. Tom violated Jo that night.

2. I got anally violated by that car mechanic. Cunt.

by Mercunium September 4, 2003

scrutter

A person who is a scrut

Lucy is a proper scrutter

by Mercunium August 13, 2003