6 definitions by MeltedLava

Peanut is a neck-snapping creature, made out of concrete, rebar and spray paint, that's how he shit himself. He can go at the speed of speed when not looked at and makes a scraping noise when not seen.
"guard" hey look a peanut
"guard" oh no it breached!!!!!!!!!!!
"eyepod" i am useful now
by MeltedLava April 24, 2021
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Donald trump: i am Donald trump

Man: what dick are you sucking today bitch.
by MeltedLava November 16, 2020
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Legally change your last name to astley then name your son rick, and also give your son lot of vbuk and doritos
Good father: i am a good father i give son doritos!11
Bad father: i am bad father i give son bobux to become epic slender on rablax!11
Me: ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
by MeltedLava March 2, 2021
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man: apes not together weak

Ape: yes

apeape: apeape
by MeltedLava November 16, 2020
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Baka means idiot in Japanese, please never say it with the word sussy or I may go to your house and steal both of your legs.
Weeb: Baka
Every single kid in the school: cringe
by MeltedLava May 24, 2021
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A word that weebs use, and when something crazy as fuck happens.
Dad that left me for 10 years: Nani! My mother just fucked my brother?!
Me: shut up weeb
by MeltedLava March 2, 2021
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