7 definitions by MelonKholy
A word that 12 year old's use on the internet to establish their narcissistic personality disorder, even though it has nothing to do with debating about if you have unspoken rizz or not, and just makes you seem more of an idiot and French Aristocrat that was beheaded during the French Revolution, which makes perfect sense considering how you don't care at all about the people that surround you daily.
Every Sane Human Being: "We stop arguing about this."
that dumb 12 year old:" uM aCtUaLlY I cAn cOuP d'EtAT yOu!"
Every Sane Human Being: *eyeroll
that dumb 12 year old:" uM aCtUaLlY I cAn cOuP d'EtAT yOu!"
Every Sane Human Being: *eyeroll
by MelonKholy December 31, 2022
Enbiphobia/Enbyphobia is less common in the modern-day of age than it used to be back when people started identifying themselves as non-binary people when Enbiphobia/Enbyphobia was on a rise.
by MelonKholy December 25, 2022
The part of the week where "I'm not like other girls" act like Wednesday Addams, and millenials wear pink sarcastically and ironically. (Also a random day of the week, but no one cares Ethan.)
P1 "Ugh, its another Wednesday..."
P2 "Hey, is that Samantha, she looks like a ghost!"
Samantha "No, I'm Wednesday Addams (She binge watched the entire series last night.)
P2 "Hey, is that Samantha, she looks like a ghost!"
Samantha "No, I'm Wednesday Addams (She binge watched the entire series last night.)
by MelonKholy December 22, 2022
A fetish and obsession with the idea of dating an East Asian, and not because of the person's personality. As an Asian-American, it's really annoying because they think that all Asians are Japanese and look like Anime characters even though that's nothing remotely true.
dumb yellow fever person "oMg kOnNiChIwA!"
regular east asian person "Um, I'm not Japanese, I'm -..."
dumb yellow fever person "Wait, where do you live?"
regular east asian person "California?"
dumb yellow fever person "I KNOW but where were you ACTUALLY born?"
regular east asian "Vancouver?"
dumb yellow fever person "I KNOW, but where are you're parents from?"
regular east asian "Vancouver."
dumb yellow fever person "Is that an ASIAN country?"
regular east asian "No..."
dumb yellow fever person "Anyways my name is Samantha and I have a Collage of my favorite K-POP band, are you related them?"
regular east asian "No, I don't even know who they are..."
regular east asian person "Um, I'm not Japanese, I'm -..."
dumb yellow fever person "Wait, where do you live?"
regular east asian person "California?"
dumb yellow fever person "I KNOW but where were you ACTUALLY born?"
regular east asian "Vancouver?"
dumb yellow fever person "I KNOW, but where are you're parents from?"
regular east asian "Vancouver."
dumb yellow fever person "Is that an ASIAN country?"
regular east asian "No..."
dumb yellow fever person "Anyways my name is Samantha and I have a Collage of my favorite K-POP band, are you related them?"
regular east asian "No, I don't even know who they are..."
by MelonKholy December 23, 2022
A holiday celebrated on December 25th and commemorates the birth of Christ. I am posting this on Urban dictionary on Christmas to flex to people, but fail ultimately.
by MelonKholy December 26, 2022
POV: Your Chinese relative with a Disney Character as their profile keeps sending you viral chinese tiktok's that you can't understand because your Chinese is shit.
*Viewing mediocre dance move
Relatives: Lets send it to that one random relative on WeChat I've never met in real life to see their reaction!
Me:
Relatives: Lets send it to that one random relative on WeChat I've never met in real life to see their reaction!
Me:
by MelonKholy December 31, 2022
A word used to describe hilariously broken English sentences and/or grammar that was intended to be an accurate depiction of the forementioned sentence, not specifically meant to describe only Chinese-English broken translations. but also other languages that misconstrue the meaning, vocabulary, and/or grammar of the sentence, and can be observed rarely, but also seen in other homogenous, large societies where English isn't used commonly other than just China.
On a Bullet Train in Tōkyō, Japan and saw some Chinglish on an advertisement featuring English text.
by MelonKholy December 31, 2022