27 definitions by Melanthex

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The greatest state ever
hey yall lets move to Texas!!!!
by melanthex April 04, 2005
A show about aging sluts that many find entertaining. The storyline is about succesfull middle aged women who love to fuck everything with a cock. With every oppurtunity to settle down and have a family what do they do bang another guy. Somehow the sex on this show is different than regular sex because they do it in the city.
I am incredibly bored so Im going to turn on sex and the city and watch horny old women
by melanthex March 31, 2005
A conservative talk show host that is is desperate for some titties. Also known as a dickhead and a conservative
Bill O' Reilly bought that big car to make up for his small penis
by Melanthex March 28, 2005
A deeply disturbing show that is made for kids. Homo-erotic in nature, four strange looking creatures that resemble a gorilla/ human baby halfbreed that have antennas on their heads go on everyday adventures. They love each other, sucking on each other, and masturbating with each other in their happy little astro-turf world. This show has probably made by child molesters.
Dipsy: love love Tinkly winkely!
Tinkely winkely: love love Dipsy!
by melanthex March 30, 2005
The greatest state that kepps getting better. And for you stupid dumbasses that write crap about Texas on this site you better not come to Texas because the people here will kick your pansy-ass
You don not fuck with Texas!
by Melanthex March 28, 2005
A child molester who loves fat kids to sit in his lap so he can get an erection and than he rapes them.
son, did that strange clown thouch you in your no-no spot?
by Melanthex March 28, 2005
Means to tell the person you are engaged in conversation with to ponder that.
" Well trust me, I know your siter is a tramp, so why dont you put that in your pipe and smoke it"
by melanthex March 28, 2005

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