Definitions by Meg

Guf 

Someone or somthing that is annoying you at the time.

"she's a stupid bitch"
"yeah, what a guf"

Guf by Meg October 30, 2004

Cunitis 

Term in reference to the pain, and uncomftorableness while menstrating. Comparable to a rope being tied to a a bowling ball in the woman's uterus and the other end tied to the core of the earth, while the rope tightening and tighening. menstration period cunt
'Cunt' is the root of this word.

Lucy: Owwww, do you have any ibuprofen?
Sally: Why?
Lucy: My cunitis is really bad today
Sally: Oh my gawd that sucks! For sure here you go!

Cunitis by Meg October 18, 2004

stoop 

1.a stupid person.
2.a person who excessively eats hair.

nick is such a stoop omg

ewww..hes a stoop!!!

stoop by meg October 9, 2004

frienatic 

Inspired by the television sitcom "Friends".

Marked by excessive enthusiasm and devotion for the show Friends.

Oh my god, she is a Frienatic!

frienatic by Meg September 13, 2004

axe 

axe is the scent of arousal. it is comprised entirely of pheromones and it kills my cool facade of indifference toward the opposite sex.

'course, the catch is that i have to already like you to find it attractive on you.

when he lifts his shirt to rub his tummy it arouses me beyond control, but when the scent of axe assaults me, i fall, weak-kneed, into his crotch. naked.

axe by Meg September 12, 2004

5 second rule 

if you drop a piece of food on the ground (most likely, something that you've taken a long time to prepare, at a time of crisis right before this needs to be served, or after a long day), you have 5 seconds to pick it up and it will be fine. While it still has germs, these 3 words just may give you peace of mind.

Crap! I just dropped the souffle I've been working on for 3 hours! And Jackie is getting here in 5 minutes! *picks it up* 5 second rule will have to do I guess.

5 second rule by Meg July 10, 2004

SGB 

Super ghetto booty

That girl has a huge SGB!

SGB by Meg July 2, 2004