neil diamond

a man who has taken away womens breaths for years and years. he also happens to be a singer and songwriter.

he tends to sing R's.. tho and you shouldnt do that.

Oh mom, are you playing Neil Diamond again!

by meg April 15, 2005

dagnamet

Light-heart expletive used on those occasions when you feel you should be troubled, but sadly, don't actually give a fuck.

"My poor fat ugly sister can't make it down for Cristmas this year, dagnamet!"

by Meg September 23, 2003

My Salsa

A spicy, Mexican dip. This expression came from D12's "My Band" and is supposedly their next song.

"My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa"

by Meg April 15, 2004

miss piglet

Miss Piglet, u know who you are *cara*. Anyways, I just wanted to say that I wouldn't be the person I am without you. Your like my best friend and ILUSM! Best friends till the end girl, LULAS!

Meg: and im hungry
Meg: and thirsty
Cara: lol
Cara: go get food and a drink smart one
Meg: lolz
Meg: thanx u o great Miss Piglet
Cara: LOL

by Meg August 24, 2003

mixer

A dance, these are probably only held in loser towns like mine, but they DO exist, I assure you.

Guy: So...are you going to the mixer tonight?
Girl: I dunno...are you?
Guy: Well...I dunno...I asked you first!
Girl: Fuck the mixer, let's just have sex
Guy: Hellyes!

by Meg November 26, 2003

Dirty Swirl

A man stands in a circle of people, when he begins to ejaculate, he starts spinning in a circular motion.

When I was ready to ejaculate, I got in the center of all my friends and gave them a dirty swirl.

by MEG August 18, 2003

windsor

high school where all the stoners and stupid people go.

Dude, that dumbass over there must go to Windsor.

by meg March 19, 2005