Meg's definitions

take luck

taken from comedian Brian Reagan. a cross between take care and good luck.

"Take luck and care for it!"

by Meg February 15, 2005

spalf

'flaps' spelt backwards. It's usually used in conjunction with tnuc or Tnuc, ie someone is a 'spalf tnuc'. It's just like calling someone an idiot, i guess. No specific meaning, it's just when you want to confuse someone around you, or insult someone in front of others without them knowing.

Sam and me made this up in our economics class, after discussing 'sinep', then 'tnuc', and then 'spalf'.

Oh geez sam you're a spalf, aren't you?

by Meg May 5, 2004

Kanata

A small city of about 45000 people. Lacks culture and diversity. Inhabited almost exclusively by yuppies and middle-class tech geeks. Every housewife drives a massive SUV, which of course not a single one of them can park properly. The teenagers are desperate for attention, worthwhile activities, or excitement. Overall Kanata is pretty homogenious, not in colour, but in attitude. For example, there is a small African-Canadian minoirty in Kanata but they act, dress and speak like the rest of the suburbanite drones. Avoid Kanata, it took me 22 yeahs to extricate myself from that mindless dungheap.

The only real crime in Kanata is vandalism, although joyriding is on the rise. I mean, in a place with thousands of mini-vans and SUVs just sitting around, or course some a going to get stolen.There is no culture to be found, their local theatre is a joke (plays are put on by the same cast, crew, and directors, and thus all blend into eachother).

by Meg May 13, 2005

neil diamond

a man who has taken away womens breaths for years and years. he also happens to be a singer and songwriter.

he tends to sing R's.. tho and you shouldnt do that.

Oh mom, are you playing Neil Diamond again!

by meg April 15, 2005

Cunitis

Term in reference to the pain, and uncomftorableness while menstrating. Comparable to a rope being tied to a a bowling ball in the woman's uterus and the other end tied to the core of the earth, while the rope tightening and tighening. menstration period cunt
'Cunt' is the root of this word.

Lucy: Owwww, do you have any ibuprofen?
Sally: Why?
Lucy: My cunitis is really bad today
Sally: Oh my gawd that sucks! For sure here you go!

by Meg October 18, 2004