Meg's definitions

frumpy

a male penis

hey bitch get on the floor and i'll beat you with my frumpy

by meg January 10, 2004

uphers

Slang word for a womyn's ovaries.

"My uphers hurt.....damn period!"

by Meg March 18, 2005

5 second rule

if you drop a piece of food on the ground (most likely, something that you've taken a long time to prepare, at a time of crisis right before this needs to be served, or after a long day), you have 5 seconds to pick it up and it will be fine. While it still has germs, these 3 words just may give you peace of mind.

Crap! I just dropped the souffle I've been working on for 3 hours! And Jackie is getting here in 5 minutes! *picks it up* 5 second rule will have to do I guess.

by Meg July 10, 2004

Princeton, NJ

Often confused with the university of the same name, Princeton IS indeed a medium-sized town in New Jersey, home not only to the Tigers, but also Palmer Square, and more importantly, a centrally located J. Crew. Princeton also holds the record for having the most ice cream parlors in Mercer County, which include The Bent Spoon, Halo Pub, Thomas Sweet and Ricky's. Weekend activities include attending football games, trying to sneak into the university eating clubs, driving the loop and sitting on the wall. Commonly referred to by Princetonians as "town." Considered elitist and snobby by most of New Jersey.
See Orange Bubble and Princeton for additional information.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb in Princeton?

Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis.

by Meg January 23, 2005

Canada

Canada is a country where college kids go if they live too far from Mexico. It's considered nippy at -20 C, but not quite cold until we hit -40 C.
The term peace is not achieved through fighting but through actual peace. Despite the fact that Canada's military is constantly insulted by our Southern neighbours, some still complain that we don't help them out. A country where "God Bless Canada" is not proclaimed every five minutes because we are aware that not everybody follows one belief.
And the boys are still hot without the beer.

Canada is fun. You should do it too!

by Meg February 6, 2004

windsor

high school where all the stoners and stupid people go.

Dude, that dumbass over there must go to Windsor.

by meg March 19, 2005

Marching Band

The best gosh darn time of your life. we play music and have visuals all set up on the field. it takes a lot of hard work and most of the summer. but hey who cares i have fun! (like the marching band i'm in always says) SHAKATA!!!
(thats sha-kuh-tuh)

usually performed at halftime of a football game (the BAND not poms or cheerleaders)

by Meg December 9, 2003