A man stands in a circle of people, when he begins to ejaculate, he starts spinning in a circular motion.
When I was ready to ejaculate, I got in the center of all my friends and gave them a dirty swirl.
tawse is actually a whip in scotland, but in this case a dude and computer genius!!!!
eg. tawse is cool, tawse smells, you need tawse for that...
When the Buttsignal is in the sky...
Chris has had too many non-prescription drugs again!
"The Buttsignal's in the sky again."
"Oh, fuck, here comes the migraine..."
bitch in russian
teacher: *to student* "detention, now!"
student: *to teacher* "souka!"
teacher: *oblivious of what it means*
one who loves the elves...
laughing my sexy white ass off
he fell in shit? lmswao
a person you have never met; a person you do not care about
Quit talking to randoms and get your ass over here!
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