Me!'s definitions

Z-Panda

1. Someone who has absolutely no life.
2. SOmeone who's muscles are bigger than his brains.
3. Someone whose muscles are absolutely non-existant
4. Someone who cannot be any more gay than he is now....
5. supipoop luvs **** ...............srry that was totally irrelevent

Z-Panda's fuck friend runs away with his pubic hair

by me! April 6, 2003

philth

one who appears to be squeaky clean, but is actually utter filth.

word is uttered with extra 'ph' to give gravitas to how filthy this specimen of human male is.

philth is naturally tiny like a pygmy, as the filthiest things in the world come in small packages

"Look at that bloke coming on to that poor girl. He's just philth."

by Me! May 19, 2005

bohemian rhapsody

the best song ever made

"...hit me where the wind blows..."

by me! May 13, 2005

calgary

The coolest place in Alberta. Home to lots of hot chicks. Yes, there are some sluts, but what place doesn't have them? Hosts the Calgary Stampede, known as "the greatest outdoor show on earth." The Stampede kicks the ass out of Klondike Days! And for all you idiots we do to have fucking trees! The coolest place...

I live in the most amazing place ever, being Calgary.

by me! August 26, 2004

black underwear

A type of lingerie that is really better off sitting on the ground. Usually indicates the wearer's desire for sex.

I want sex tonight, so I shall wear black underwear.

by Me! June 15, 2004

spatzel

German noodles, or when you think it's going to be a fart and you end up spraying the inside of your shorts.

I'll have the Jagerschnitzel mit spatzel.

Dude, I think I just made some spatzel in my drawers...

by ME! January 9, 2003

Asian Washed

Some one of non-asian decent who is highly confused and believes they were born into the wrong race and are truly asian. They obssess over the people, food, and language.

"Leslie is SO Asian Washed"

by Me! June 1, 2004