Me!'s definitions

spatzel

German noodles, or when you think it's going to be a fart and you end up spraying the inside of your shorts.

I'll have the Jagerschnitzel mit spatzel.

Dude, I think I just made some spatzel in my drawers...

by ME! January 9, 2003

rampant rabbit

a fucking cool vibrator type thing that's pretty and has beads . . . ooh, beads . . . damn ann summers for making you be over 18!

i want a rampant rabbit for christmas

by me! April 13, 2006

bohemian rhapsody

the best song ever made

"...hit me where the wind blows..."

by me! May 13, 2005

Jade Puget

The guitar player and background vocals for AFI.. And the sexiest man alive...

by me! May 2, 2003

calgary

The coolest place in Alberta. Home to lots of hot chicks. Yes, there are some sluts, but what place doesn't have them? Hosts the Calgary Stampede, known as "the greatest outdoor show on earth." The Stampede kicks the ass out of Klondike Days! And for all you idiots we do to have fucking trees! The coolest place...

I live in the most amazing place ever, being Calgary.

by me! August 26, 2004

saltysloth

“saltysloth” is the name of a person who is not smart what so ever and doesn’t know how to socialize and is probably a leo tbh.

oh look they’re acting like “saltysloth”

by me! June 7, 2021

crattie pooster

crattie pooster as you all know it comes from the movie "pootie tang" and it means "pimp"

I am the biggest crattie pooster in all of the land.

by me! January 5, 2005