Pooster 

a cross between a pig and a rooster that likes sugar cookies

person 1: "look at that bitch ass pooster eating sugar cookies"
person 2: "damn what a dumb ass"

Pooster by I'mnothornyIjustwantattention March 31, 2020

pooster 

poor white trash loser bums that dig in garbage

look at that dude he is a pooster he is in the dumpster

pooster by David Kravitz December 4, 2005

Pooster 

A person who regularly posts crap (poo) on forums

I knew Jack was truly a pooster when I saw his latest poost on our forum.

Pooster by Squidburger October 27, 2008

pooster 

The word Mr. Bob's mother made him use as a child, in place of the word "fart"

It smells bad in here, who poostered?

pooster by Kaplopache January 4, 2019

Pooster-Tail

When you shit yourself while riding your bicycle, and said shit hits your back tire then sprays upwards leaving a rooster tail pattern of shit up your back.

I had a greasy breakfast before that long bike ride which led to a Pooster-Tail. I feel bad for the guy behind me...

Pooster-Tail by Mitch_GK August 27, 2022

crattie pooster 

crattie pooster as you all know it comes from the movie "pootie tang" and it means "pimp"

I am the biggest crattie pooster in all of the land.

crattie pooster by me! January 5, 2005

Man-boost your pooster 

When two truck driver fist each other at a truck stop

Hey Dustin! Pull over at a rest stop so I can man-boost your pooster.

Man-boost your pooster by Poosterbooster June 9, 2017