McCock, the Crime Dick
The local phone book.
Jerry was feeling rather obscene, so he consulted the Pervert's Dictionary for some victims.
1. A woman's period
. That time of the month.
2. When you can actually see the leakage through the clothing.
1. You better lay off of Gloria. She's got the Scarlet Punctuation.
2. Yo Jenny. You seem to have finished your sentence with some Scarlet Punctuation there, eh?
A peanut butter fold (a piece of bread smeared with peanut butter and then folded in half and then eaten). Named so because it somewhat resembles a dirty diaper.
I yelled at ma to make me a couple of dirty diapers for lunch.
Peanut Butter and Onions. The literal description of the smell of a weirdly nasty fart
I stood outside the elevator and ripped a pretty good PB & O.
Jack had to defenecate out the balcony window when both bathrooms were occupied.
When you finish taking a crap
and you realize about a minute later that you have to go back and crap again.
Oh man, I thought I was done. Now I gotta go refecate.
Billy hit an inside the park home run last night, and now his mother is mortified.
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