11 definitions by Mb500

Having one or two or three or too many shots of the German drink Jägermeister. Generally you do silly things, sometimes including dancing or simply falling over.
To dance with the deer is fun.
Dancing with the deer is fun that night till you get awoken by the deer's hoof in your head the next day.
I danced with the deer last night.
by Mb500 March 2, 2009
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Sympathy Fuck Trophy.

The award given to the worst person on the team to make them feel better.
Coach: We'll give the award to Timmy. He tries so hard to get better but I'm still giving him the SFT.
by Mb500 March 26, 2009
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The most sophisticated way of expressing a mind fuck on instant messaging. Expressed after viewing something that just makes you go "heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78" or similar. Mostly expressed after viewing such things as 2girls1cup or goatse.
keyboard mash: heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78
by Mb500 December 17, 2009
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When using Wikipedia, you accidently click on a link to another article that provides you with a piece of information that is extremely useful to your current situation. This accident is very useful when doing research on an assignment, where that information helps you to earn another few marks.
That wiki stumble led me to find out about EU emission trading scheme. Top marks here I come.
by Mb500 March 1, 2009
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