Mb500's definitions

de-vista-ed

When Windows Vista is removed from a computer that is being crippled by its presence, for replacement for the stable and "much lighter" Windows XP.

My netbook is working so much faster since I de-vista-ed it and put XP on it.

by Mb500 March 2, 2009

SFT

Sympathy Fuck Trophy.

The award given to the worst person on the team to make them feel better.

Coach: We'll give the award to Timmy. He tries so hard to get better but I'm still giving him the SFT.

by Mb500 March 26, 2009

wiki stumble

When using Wikipedia, you accidently click on a link to another article that provides you with a piece of information that is extremely useful to your current situation. This accident is very useful when doing research on an assignment, where that information helps you to earn another few marks.

That wiki stumble led me to find out about EU emission trading scheme. Top marks here I come.

by Mb500 February 28, 2009

Dance with the deer

Having one or two or three or too many shots of the German drink Jägermeister. Generally you do silly things, sometimes including dancing or simply falling over.

To dance with the deer is fun.
Dancing with the deer is fun that night till you get awoken by the deer's hoof in your head the next day.
I danced with the deer last night.

by Mb500 March 2, 2009