9 definitions by MayaEA

when a woman has a baby with her brother

Kid and Mother's Brother = Uncle
Kid and Mother's Baby Daddy + Daddy
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Uncle Daddy
Timmy's mom is so ugly no man ever loved her except for her brother, literally.

Mom+Brother=Nephew Son or "Timmy"

It also can be the otha side around, Auntie Mama. Pretty much the same concept as Uncle Daddy.
by MayaEA December 18, 2006
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santa's little bitch who follows his fat ass around and kisses it
Santa: Hey, you. Kiss my ring, bitch. I'm Santa Clause, bitch (saying like Rick James)
Santa's Little Helper: Yes, oh great one. Would you also like a blowjob?
Santa: Nah, not tonight. But get me my 40.
by MayaEA July 10, 2006
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A fucked up educational system made up by who other than that dumb fuck "President" George Dubya Bush. This system was said to help students but
still about 50 percent of kids are droppin out of school,
most kids get A's for ass and
the only kids benifitting from it are rich white kids.
No Child Left Behind is more like No Rich Child left Behind. Damn Bush is the dumbest fuckin' retarded bitch ass craka in the whole fuckin world!
by MayaEA April 24, 2006
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1.Great music people (mostly racist white people) think that is all about gats, sex, getting high, drugs, disrespecting women, drug dealing, killing people, jail, baby mama drama, getting drunk, dropping out of school, whips, going to strip clubs and Nextels.
2.But if you listen to some rap music, you'd seee that now a days it has inspiring messages such as stay in school and don't do drugs.
3. Music highly preferred by black people and prefferred to be sung by black people, but white people TRY to rap anyway.
1. Billy: Wow, mom listen to this! (mom listens to Ying Yang Twins 'BADD')
Billy's Mom: Billy! don't you know this rap music is what drunk, crackhead niggers listen to. You're young man are going to the thinking chair
2. Nas's I Can was very insprational telling girls to stay away from strange men, drugs, stay in school, be like Oprah, etc.
3. Eminem, Malibu's Most Wanted, Jamie Kennedy (perfect exaples of Definition #3)
by MayaEA May 18, 2006
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the sexiest redbone rapper eva. he spits fire like whoa and he is so sexy, maybe a little skinny but has sex ass lips and sexy smiles and he dresses like a real pimp and is neva fake.
Lil' Flip needs to back his punk ass up because T.I. will whoop his ass up and down Bankhead and Houston.
by MayaEA June 7, 2006
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something catergorized by race
White-lawyer, doctor, pop star, wigger
Black- rapper, dopeboy, pimp
Hispanic- McDonalds, assmebly line
Asian- restaurant worker
Arab- casino owner, convience store owner
Italian- gangster, hitman, butcher

"Man, I need a job..."
by MayaEA July 10, 2006
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Dave Chappelle is a hilarious comedian. My dad hates his profanity and disrespect but me and my brotha love him. He is my favrite is when Lil' Jon got Oprah pregnant.
"I'm Rick James, bitch...What did the five fingers say to the face 'SLAP!'" Dave Chappelle
by MayaEA April 3, 2006
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