Matty's definitions

Loveturd

A deposit of excrement left on the chest (above heart) of a lover

I left a steaming loveturd nestling on her bosom

by Matty October 27, 2003

fangita

Vagina

I want to lick you vagina, (Fangita)

by Matty August 10, 2003

your muma

a great comeback insult when arguing with someone

who stole my last beer? your muma

by Matty September 23, 2003

Great Falls

Great Falls,Montana. Sure, its no Bozeman or Missoula when it comes to college towns, but we make it up with beer drinking and heart sinking.....How about that, Lash Laroux? Can you keep your spurs from jingling and jangling?

The only city in the US where drunk driving is an extreme sport!

by Matty July 9, 2004

bray

to chastise with the upmost of force

my tea was cold so i brayed my bird til she gipped

by Matty November 28, 2004

Autumn Leaves

Basically, it's shitting on people. Fairly obvious where it comes from, except these leaves don't crunch when you walk through them.

'Fuck..a leaf hit me right in the eye'

by Matty November 22, 2004

LCD

Lowest Common Denominator, acronym; for the masses and lower working class

Jesus, they are all watching I'm A Celebrity...Get Me out of Here. Tut tut, how LCD; Nice Burberry/tracksuit... snigger, LCD prick

by Matty November 28, 2004