Matty's definitions

Valley Girl

The name given to a girl from the Welsh Valleys. Usually a pikey, a scally or chav, they like to wear gold jewelery and have dirty bleached hair. The male equivalent is a valley boy.

A stinky whore

by MATTY May 27, 2004

Great Falls

Great Falls,Montana. Sure, its no Bozeman or Missoula when it comes to college towns, but we make it up with beer drinking and heart sinking.....How about that, Lash Laroux? Can you keep your spurs from jingling and jangling?

The only city in the US where drunk driving is an extreme sport!

by Matty July 9, 2004

bray

to chastise with the upmost of force

my tea was cold so i brayed my bird til she gipped

by Matty November 28, 2004

Autumn Leaves

Basically, it's shitting on people. Fairly obvious where it comes from, except these leaves don't crunch when you walk through them.

'Fuck..a leaf hit me right in the eye'

by Matty November 22, 2004

sephy

A very cool person who often enjoys stabbing young women on holiday.

Im sephy, you're....my victim!

by Matty January 21, 2004

goose

Word used to describe feeling when someone asks you to do something tiresome like retrieving the TV remote from upstairs or going to take the garbage out.
An insult to someone dumb or ditsy.
A featherd bird that waddles, honks, and tastes delicious.

"I really can't be goosed to be honest"
"You are such a goose/ you big goose!"
"The goose pecked me"

by matty July 30, 2004

skody

shit, dirty, crappy, lame ; eg like a skoda car ; white trash

that dudes hair is so Skody; shes such a skody skank!!

by Matty September 23, 2003