Matty's definitions

bray

to chastise with the upmost of force

my tea was cold so i brayed my bird til she gipped

by Matty November 28, 2004

Autumn Leaves

Basically, it's shitting on people. Fairly obvious where it comes from, except these leaves don't crunch when you walk through them.

'Fuck..a leaf hit me right in the eye'

by Matty November 22, 2004

flip n fuck

(Noun) Dormroom-style foamy cushion chair that flips out into a bed.

Kyle and I couldn't find an empty bed, luckily there was an unused "flip n fuck" upstairs.

by matty January 18, 2004

Gremlin

Annoying kid who surfs with the big lads, they let him tag along but dont really like him, makes a good target for practical jokes and name calling. Also known as a grommet, a gremmy or a todd.

Harvey James

by MATTY May 29, 2004

gog

'Gog' person of north walian decent from the Welsh word 'Gogledd' as opposed to 'fuckwit' used to describe South Walians.

North or south Wales?
North.
Gog then?
yep, you?
Nope, from the south me, i'm a fuckwit.
too right you are

by Matty April 1, 2005

aberconwy

A place of great terror and evil, located in the bowels of death....wales!
Full of strange beings known as "pupils" or "students" the place is believed in local legend to be the birth places of Satan.

If you're parents tell you you're going to aberconwy, run for you're fucking life.

by Matty January 21, 2004

scottules

the champions of all champions.

by Matty September 20, 2003