Matty's definitions

chip

to go somewhere. e.g home

"Oi bois! Let's chip ennit"
"You gonna chip tescos?"

by matty March 16, 2005

gog

'Gog' person of north walian decent from the Welsh word 'Gogledd' as opposed to 'fuckwit' used to describe South Walians.

North or south Wales?
North.
Gog then?
yep, you?
Nope, from the south me, i'm a fuckwit.
too right you are

by Matty April 1, 2005

kunk

ANything you want it to mean preferably fuck or to light up a BOWL

kunk me kunk you kunk kunk kunk

by MATTY December 17, 2004

whackidextreous

1.The ability to digitally manipulate one own genital with equal ease between the left and right hands, regardless of ones normal predisposition of left or right dexterity.
2.Abnormally dexterous in masterbation.

kerazi1, after many years of surfing the net and downloading wango138's links had become whackidextreous. It doesn't matter which hand is used, the outcome is always the same.

by matty January 26, 2005

box

Techie term used to generically describe a computer, more specifically the case

I have three boxes, one is a microsoft, one is a mac and the last is a linux.

by matty February 4, 2005

pooing

Beating someone up untill they are down then wiping your ass in their face.

when someone is about to have a fight tell them to poo the other person

by Matty February 6, 2005

Tortescu

A boss who bases his decisions and approach to people solely on his MBA course.

Tortescu's tidy Friday lost us two laptops and he says that's what's supposed to happen

by Matty February 7, 2005