Matty's definitions

mnaa

Word used where no words are really appropriate, needed, or if there is nothing else really to say. Word used to pass time in randomness.

"Do you want to go to the beach?"
"Mnaa"
"How are you feeling?"
"Mnaa"
"And did you enjoy your holidays?"
"Mnaa"

by matty July 30, 2004

your muma

a great comeback insult when arguing with someone

who stole my last beer? your muma

by Matty September 23, 2003

Gremlin

Annoying kid who surfs with the big lads, they let him tag along but dont really like him, makes a good target for practical jokes and name calling. Also known as a grommet, a gremmy or a todd.

Harvey James

by MATTY May 29, 2004

joysus rarust

it came from me and dooge a long long time ago, it means jesus christ

Matt: man what the hell?
Dooge: man joysus rarust just shutss aopsss

by matty November 7, 2004

ftmch

The name of an anti-angel who is so unlucky it is unlikely that someone will say his name so that he can reap their soul.

There are no examples. This is why it is such an unlucky name.

by Matty November 10, 2003

stage dive

An activity for kids who go to underground shows, it involves crowdsurfing your way to the stage and then jumping back into the crowd. If the stage is small enough, a stage diver might just get up on stage and dive off into the crowd. At some shows, particularly hardcore/metalcore tough-guycore shows, the stage diver will jump into the crowd feet first, kicking, and punching violently because he is stupid and has no respect. The crowd generally does not like stage divers who can't see their feet. This activity is not usually found at larger concerts for the venues like to put up barriers between the stage and the floor.

I took a stage dive.

by matty November 19, 2004

Tortescu

A boss who bases his decisions and approach to people solely on his MBA course.

Tortescu's tidy Friday lost us two laptops and he says that's what's supposed to happen

by Matty February 7, 2005